Alessandra

Big Book of Nothing
2002-01-16 03:41:41 (UTC)

Short Introduction

Who or what am I? Perhaps this may help you understand.

NAME: Alessandra Azzaroni
COUNTRY AND STATE/TERRITORY/REGION: Australia and Victoria
HEIGHT: Taller than my mum
EYE COLOUR: I call it hazel, but most people seem to think
it's the colour of moldy apples
FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Was "All Stars" - that Dutch show - but
the new season isn't on yet. I also like "ER", but that's
not on right now, either
FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: Cluedo. Not because I'm good at it,
but it's fun to watch people accuse others of murder
FAVOURITE SMELLS: The perfume area of Myer, Ramjee's petrol
station, new tennis balls and Wyteboard marker. Oh, and my
vanilla body lotion
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Sanity
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING: Clear my trachea of hairballs
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: I do when there's Toblerone
involved
PEN OR PENCIL: Pen, but I don't have White-Out. I use
pencil when I'm most likely to stuff up (ie. maths tests)
FUTURE SON'S NAME: Depends what nationality the father is,
but I'm quite keen on the name Paul, because it's normal
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: See above, but most likely
Christina or Gabrielle, because they're normal
FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken schnitzel
FAVOURITE ICE CREAM: English toffee
IF YOU WERE TO DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE
AND WHY: Mahogany - good for camouflage in a furniture shop
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE AND
WHY: The famous painting called "The Scream". On my back.
That way, if I'm leaning over in pain and I've lost my
voicebox, people will know if I'm alright or not
WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BEDROOM: Paint, a hook on
which my clock used to hang, a hippy fairy picture from
when I was seven and a 2002 Formula 1 Calendar
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BEVERAGE: Caramel thickshake
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: No, but I
get the job done fast and efficiently
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: Folding bed, shoes from when I was
five, bags of wool (don't ask)
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: 7
FAVOURITE SPORT TO PLAY: Archery, but I want to try
Capoeira and sepak takraw
BELIEVE IN GOD: Depends on whether or not he believes in me
BELIEVE IN SANTA: Only if his beard doesn't come off when
you tug it
SERIOUS OR FUNNY: When referring to myself, I use the
word 'zany'
CATS OR DOGS: Cats, because they clean themselves
CLUMSY OR GRACEFUL: Graceful, because on any given night I
can walk in a straight line
BE NORMAL OR DIFFERENT: Different, it makes you more
interesting
FALLEN ASLEEP IN CLASS: In 5-year-old kinder during naptime
on gym mats
LAUGHED FOR NO REASON AT ALL: Often
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF MUSIC: Sophisticated movie
scores, rock and the foreign stuff my brother downloads
FUNNIEST PERSON: George W. Bush - my brother found a list
of quotes by him, and they're quite funny
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE AND WHY: Canada (because I like
they way they say 'about'), Scotland (because I like the
way they say 'truly') or South Africa (because they sound
like Dr. Rudi from "Life Support")
THE ONE SONG YOU HAVE IN YOUR HEAD AT THE MOMENT: "I'm Too
Sexy" by Right Said Fred
IF THERE WAS A BIOGRAPHY OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE
CALLED: "Bugger"
WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW
UP: Special
EXPLAIN YOURSELF IN 10 WORDS OR LESS: I know more than
people think I do




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