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2002-01-15 13:42:59 (UTC)

THIS MORNING AFTER I WOKE UP, I HURT MY BACK REALLY GOOD

For one,all I did was get out of bed,tinkle in my
bedpan,stretch my back and legs in the middle of my room in
the nude,then a muscle drawed up in my back,I was stuck
standing there for a good while,then my gut started
rumbling really loud,then my butt cut loose on the poop,it
just happened,poop went all over the floor behind me,so I
decided to go ahead and clean it up after I could finally
move,after I was finished on that,I made a pot of coffee
and my youngest girl woke up and came in the kitchen,said
her tummy really hurts,I ask her if she has been to pottie
yet, she said no,then she ask me to go with her in the
bathroom,so off we went,before we took five steps, she had
the squirts from hell in her pj's,then she started
crying,saying it really hurt,so I called the ER,they said
that she's probably caught a stomach virus,she ask how
long, I said,a couple day's or so and you'll feel
better,after that,we went to the bathroom and cleaned her
up,then of all things,she ask for a diaper,so I gave her
one,a pullup,no tape,she must be in pain,uh oh, my bowels
just cut lose as I'm typing this, looks like to me that
we're both sick, till next time.


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