The Sarcastic Miss Jen

THE DIARY OF INSANITY
2002-01-14 22:47:09 (UTC)

The Kill list.

I thought this is a nice way to get things vented.

Today on the kill list we feture:

Somone living in the hamilton complex about four rooms in
and on the second floor.
As I am leaving the building with a bag of greesy fries
and greesy hamburgedr that was purchased at "Hammys" I saw,
sitting in the window of this person's room, a lawn gnome.
Not just any kind, but the creepy screwed up kind. The kind
I wanted in my room. Freaking crap! This person will die by
being choked to death by her stupid plants that surround my
percious gnome and then I will have that gnome for myself.
with it's rightful owner...me.

The Woman named Jenny at the "perfect look salon"

She made my hair all shitty. I told her to cut my hair
so it had sort of a layered effect just around my face, so
that there was hair the length of my glasses, my chin and
finally my shoulders. She only cut a snippet for the top
part, which automatically springed up because it just
want's enought hair to weight it down. I usually dont'
care, but I was being brave and talking to somone who
seemed really interesting, but soon realized that I had
been carring on a converstaion with my hair that was a
static electicic mess of insanity. Grrr. This person will
die by having her bleached-blonde-dark-rooted hair ripped
out of her head and stuffed in her mouth and nose. She'
probably just axfixiate on the bleach anyway. I was most
anoyed when she told me how beutful my name was, to which i
responed with a "um....yea" and then she proceeds to tell
me that it's her name. What the hell? why doesn't she go
make out with a mirror or somthing. Gah. Hillary told me
never to trust a woman who's hair looks like it was mating
with a gerbail.


The "Contact" girl in my humanites discussion class


I call her the contact girl because I dont' know her
name and she was reading the book "contact" you know the
one that was made into a movie with jodie foster? She never
shuts up. She is screaming and yelling about how The Aenied
sucks ( i have acutally grown quite fond of it) and how's
it's nothing like the odessy, blah blah blah blah.
Bascially she hates it becuase in the odessy it was more
from a bais free narrator and in The Aenid the narrator is
always putting in his two cents and sort of mocking the
odessy. (heh now you know why i like it). She claimed that
she read the odessy and the illad when she was in 5th grade
and that her mind is in a really diffrent place, to which I
had to struggle with evrey ounce not to make a snide
remark. The person will die of boredom after we tie her up
and make her listen to herself over and over until ethier
her brain shrinks completely, wherever she claims it is
loacated or I just go nuts and beat her with her unconcious
with homer's the odessy.





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