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2002-01-13 18:50:07 (UTC)

.... in my pants

Realized last night that anything can be funny when
adding the phrase "in my pants" to the end of every

ooh the headachy hangover. last night was so fun, i
really needed a fun drunken night while sharing hilarious
sexual stories and reminiscing about the horrible
dickheadish things that guys can do. i'm not the only one
to get the ones i think are perfect and they turn around on
me to be the exact opposite of what i thought. well, nah,
that only happened once i guess. lil fucker. we relaxed
with a round of backrubs though. me an miss analyzed our
cravings for human touch. not just from guys. i dont care
who the hell it is, i need hugs an cuddles an affectionate
stuff to keep me happy. im always afraid of weirding ppl
out by it or giving em the wrong idea, but dammit, i cant
help it. if ya ask me, its better than talking to a person
sometimes.. cuz ppl say a lot of stupid shit. thats why i
love my cat best. she doesnt talk to piss me off.. she just
snuggles and keeps me warm. anyway, i hadda nice dream last
night. nothing dirty, sorry to disappoint, but it made me
so happy, even though some parts were really weird.. and
no, i'm not sharing details. HA! this ain't no personal

"I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.

I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within."

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