Mezzo Swede

A Toast to World Domination
2002-01-13 02:42:08 (UTC)

My Spree with Spree

OK, my weight seems to fluctuate more than the tides at
Mont St.Michael. Today during my auditions for Into the
Woods, I was afraid my pants were going to fall down. It
was distressing. And now I am sitting here, and feel like I
have twelve tires around my waist. But hey, I got called
back tomorrow, to read for the Baker's Wife, and for
Rapunzel. Either is dandy with me, fully aware, of course,
that I might get neither. Which is also fine.
Phillip never showed for my recital practice. Deep sigh.
That was distressing as well. Clint was there though, which
made me happy. We hung out and chatted, and then he played
Prokofiev for me, which made me even happier. On my way
home, I stopped at Carly's house and hung out with her for
about 3.5 seconds. But in those 3.5 seconds, I almost died!
I can't remember exactly what she said, but it was mean,
and to spite her, I ate the entire remained of her Spree
Candy. Not only did it not spite her, but the acidity of
the candy attacked my throat with incredible fury. So there
I was, gagging myself with 35 Spree Candies, and Carly was
laughing hysterically. Good times.
Off to practice I go. I am less frantic today. Maybe I can
even turn that into some obscure form of productivity?




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