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I HATE PIE!
So, today after lunch I planned for everyone to have a
lovely, warm, apple pie. I spent HOURS making the dough,
the filling..so on. It baked for an hour. It was beautiful.
Golden brown and perfect. The cinnamon sprinkles were
delecately lying on top of the crust. I grabbed the center
of the cookie sheet it was baking on, I was rising it out
of the often. Suddenly....IT SLIDES TO THE LEFT, I TRY TO
SCOOT IT BACK OVER, I BURN MY SELF, I BECOME SHOCKED then
THE PIE FALLS STEAMING ONTO THE FLOOR! 3 hours of my life I
will never get back. THANK YOU JESUS! So now, I am making
homemake cornbread from scratch to enjoy durring dinner,
and if it falls out of the oven, I shall never bake again.
Fucking shit shit shit shit shit. ARSE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
STUPID ASS PIE!
Sheesh. I needed that.