OhBaby It Is Me

MY SO-CALLED LIFE
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2001-12-27 03:21:53 (UTC)

God's Gift to Women

OMG! Look at the song I just found! It's by Jewel!
CHRISSY: (MC Hammer)


God's Gift To Women

Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat?
Would you like to grab my thighs
Yes, I have got nice tits
They are the perfect grab-me size

I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I've been missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
For some slimeball like you to come along
I am so desperate
I'll do you and your mom.

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I'd been given

Ohhhhh My own private god's gift to women.
My own private god's gift to women.
My own private god's gift to women.
Yeah Yeah

I was just thinking
That it'd really turn me on
If some guy would drive by
And show me his tongue
I was just thinking that it'd really make my day
If he offered me a place to stay with pay

I'm just a nice girl
I thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I'd been missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
for some sketcher like you to come along
I am so desparate
I'll do you on the front lawn.

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I've been given

Oh!
My own private god's gift to women.
My own private god's gift to women.
My own private god's gift to women.
Yeah Yeah

I was just thinking that it'd be really cool
If I got hit upside of the head with a manly tool
That way he could have nothing left to say
And have his way with me all day

Cuz, I'm just a nice girl
I thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I'd been missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
for some motherfucker like you to come along
I've been so desparate
I am writing you this song

And you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I've been given

Oh!
My own private god's gift to women.
My own private god's gift to women.
My own private god's gift to women.
My own private god's gift to women.
My own private god's gift to women...

(gods gift to women - jewel)


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