Panda Claus
2001-12-20 18:55:07 (UTC)

I'm Panda Claus

Hello. I am a Panda recently escaped from the zoo. I like to
escape. It makes me feel good about myself. I like bamboo.
It taste like bamboo. Sometimes I close my eyes and
pretend my bamboo is spagetti O's. Those are good.
One day, a little punk child threw his tupperware at me.
Inside was spagetti O's. They were delicious. Yes, I am a
panda. Get used to it.