thepurkleone

Polikjum Thingy
2001-12-20 17:37:27 (UTC)

I don t think this is to be..

I don't think this is to be taken seriously... I found it
funny/cute, so Imma share it. Enjoy. ;)

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Don't cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite
marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms cereal from the list
below:

Pink hearts
Yellow moons
Orange stars
Green clovers
Blue diamonds
Purple horseshoes
Those icky oat bits

Okay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And
don't
change it!

An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms
marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed!

Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine
your true bedroom personality:

GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow
shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in
bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom
or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if
you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience
with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they
cheer up.

BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the
blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what
you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this, will he buy me
that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your
mind. People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of
preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony suit forms and are
the people most likely to file their nails while making
love.

ORANGE STARS: If your favorite shape is the orange star, you
expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect
your partner to spend most of his time pleasing you and
when you do something for him, you expect enthusiastic
moaning if not applause. People who like orange stars often
have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned
on by watching what is being done, but because they want to
be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often
moan out their own names while making love.

PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic
type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases
into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent
phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who
like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published
and are turned on by people wearing armor.

PURPLE HORSESHOES: If purple horseshoes are your thing,
your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped.
You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can
include handcuffs, chains, swingsets, and chocolate
pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone
who likes purple horseshoes--she's/ he's likely to pin you
down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who
knows what could happen next?

YELLOW MOONS: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more
interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your
own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to
jump on you and express her/his needs verbally or
nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own
several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky
sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up
and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats
all the yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as she opens
the box.

OAT BITS: Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows
at all: If you prefer the little oat bits, you probably
don't like sex anyway and don't need to read this article.
People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants,
librarians who work at the reference desk, or government
employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl
brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting
suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits
have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than
any other type.


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