ihateparisinthespring

I'm going to kill you in your sleep

Ye Gods! I don't think I've ever been so bored in my entire
life. I have got to be the laziest human on the face of the
planet. I actually watched a Jennifer Love Hewitt movie in
its entirety. I suppose it's redeming that Ray Liota was in
it, but I mean really... I have no new revalations about
life, except that I have a crush on my Russian neighbor
because he has an accent. I wonder if cookies are the way
to win him over? Maybe Vodka... Who knows what those crazy
Russians are thinking anyway. Maybe if I would quit
blasting Fool's Cap, he wouldn't glare at me everytime we
pass in the hallway, but dammit, It's every American's
right to enjoy some jazz at the highest possible decible
thier crappy stereo will allow! I guess he wouldn't know
about that, being a crazy Russian and all. Oh well. I think
that Leslie, Kevin, and I are going to drive each other
crazy if I don't get a job real soon. I don't think it is
humanly possible to exist in 300 square feet with three
people, if my apartment is even that big. Well, as I always
say, "Mac and Cheese for all!"