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2001-12-14 20:25:43 (UTC)

Everything you wanted to know about me and then some

Mood: Disillusioned
Song: Never Had A Dream Come True by S Club 7
Time: 5 25 AM (12-15-01) Tokyo Standard Time

I lifted this from Mona's journal, I hope she doesn't mind.

*All About You...*

-Where are you from?
Modesto CA, but I live in Okinawa Japan right now
-Do you know where your ancestors are from?
Japan on my mother's side and Canada on my father's
-Full name?
Christopher Naoto Southorn. I used to hate my middle name,
but then I found its a very respectable name here. Its
Japanese for Honesty.
Chris, Bro and Bitch
-Why are those your nicknames?
Chris is short for Christopher, Bro is what my brothers
call me, and Bitch is what my best friend Dick calls me
-If you had been the opposite sex, what would your name
have been?
I don't know, Christina?
-If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
-Were you named after anybody?
Well, my middle name was supposed to be Wallace. That's my
father's name, his father's name, his father's name, etc.
It goes WAY back. But my mom was a bish and decided what
she wanted was more important than perhaps centuries of
-How old are you?
-Do you like your age?
Just before my birthday, I started tripping on the fact
that I wasn't going to be a teenager anymore, but I'm
mostly over it now.
-Would you rather be older or younger?
Younger. I don't wanna grow up ... I'm a Toys 'R Us kid ...
-Date of Birth?
November 17th, 1981
-Place of Birth?
Castle Air Force Base, Merced California
-Time of Birth?
Somewhere around 7 AM I believe
-Do you believe in Santa?
I don't believe in the jolly fat man, but I believe in his
spirit. Give, love, and eat cookiees.
-What's your sign baby?
Scorpio ... ReOw
-Parents Names/Ages?
Naomi is 38, and Greg is prolly pushing 40, I really don't
know. My mom didn't change her name either, she just
happens to have a Japanese name that sounds a lot like an
American name.
-Hair Color?
-Eye Color?
Dark Brown
-Do you wear glasses?
Big dorky ones I got from Boot Camp. When they issued them,
the drill sergeant was "THESE ARE YOUR BCGs! THAT STANDS FOR 'BIRTH
broke my old silver ones a year or two ago :(
-Or do you have contacts?
They scare me
-Do you, or have you had braces?
-What is you favorite color?
-What is you favorite website?
-What is you favorite movie EVER?
American Beauty
-What is your favorite: Scary Movie? Funny Movie? Drama?
Urban Legend, Austin Powers 2, and One Fine Day in that
-What is you favorite Actor/Actress?
Way too many to list, but up there are Bruce Willis, John
Leguizamo, Julia Roberts, and Jennifer Love Hewitt
-What is you favorite food?
Steak and potatoes
-Do you want to get married? If so, to who?
Eventually, but not for a while ... I'd have to see who's
still around by then :)
-If no, why not?
-Do you want to have kids?
I love kids :D
-If so how many and what do you want to name them?
Two (one boy and one girl), probably named something like
Ian and Marina
-If not, why not?
-Would you adopt? Why or why not?
Only if I couldn't have children of my own.
-What is your best memory?
Playing Willy Wonka in front of hundreds of lil kiddies
-What is your worst memory?
I'd rather not say, but it involves an evil Drill Sgt and a
lack of a bathroom nearby
-If you could go back in time, where would you go and why?
Medieval times so I could be a knight in shining armor and
champion a fair damsel
-Name one thing that you have done that you regret doing:
Not telling people how I really felt about them
-Name one thing that you regret not saying or doing:
"I love you"
-Have you fallen in love before?
I don't really know ...
-Do you have pets?
I used to have a kitten named Ghetto (she had really spiky
hair, and one day my friend Micah said
"Yo, you're cat looks like a ghetto kitty"
and it just
kind of stuck).
miss her :(
-Are you a sensitive person?
-Do you wish you were or weren't?
I am what I am
-Have you ever had you're heart broken before?
Too many times
-They say if you never had you're heart broken that you're
either lucky or lonely? Do you agree?
That's the way love goes
-Who's that one person you'd give anything to meet?
-If you could do the one thing you want to do the most...
but couldn't tell ANYONE about it ever, would you still do
I never kiss and tell ;)
-Do you do drugs? Have you ever?
I got drunk once on my 20th birthday (legal drinking age in
Japan). Other than that, I've been a good boy.
-Are you a virgin?
-If not, do you regret losing it?
-How old were you when you lost it?
-Do you act different when you're around a group of people
then when you're just w/a few good friends?
I'm usually very quiet around anybody but my best friends
-Do you apologize first... or make them apologize?
I always apologize first. I'm a lover not a fighter.
-Are you a laugher or a cryer?
-Are you mature or immature?
Depends on who I'm around
-What size is your bed?
I sleep on the floor
-Do you like to sleep?
I always get as much as I can
-Do you believe in (a) God?
The Allmighty and I don't see eye to eye.
-Are you outgoing to shy?
I tend to be very shy until I get on a stage :D
-What is on the walls in your room?
Posters of pretty ladies
-What do your bedsheets look like?
Light Blue
-Are you nice or mean?
I'm always trying to be a nice guy, but sometimes I come
off as gruff or too serious
-Do you remember your first kiss?
-Do you have stuffed animals on your bed?
I have this yellow stuffed monkey that my great grandmother
gave me when I was born. I've kept it ever since and I
actually brought it here with me :)
-Your role model?
G.I. Joe
-What is the weirdest chatroom you've ever been in?
Anyone where I'm with Mona, Ressa, Joannie, and friends
-Do you have a favorite sport?
Not really
-What kind of perfume/cologne do you wear?
I don't, if I did, I'd have to beat them off with a stick
-Can you play an instrument?
I wish, I want to learn how to play the drums
-Name a song that means alot to you.
Never Had A Dream Come True
-Do you miss anyone?
All my friends, especially Dick
-Are you funny or retarded?
Both at the same time
-Do you regret the things you have done or the things you
The things I haven't
-Do you pray?
When I pray, I'm sitting on big rocks at the beach just
before the sun comes up, and I don't ask for stuff, I just
ask for a sign that I'm doing the right thing.
-Are you girlish or boyish?
I'm a manly man
-How many people have you been with?
-Do you always use protection?
I'm not having kids until I can take care of them. I won't
make the same mistake my father did
-Have you even been/gotten someone pregnant?
-Why are you the way that you are?
Its magic! ::throws arms up in the air::
-Are you open-minded?
I try to be
-What are your opinions on Abortion? On Homosexuality?
Hooray for boobies
-Are you skinny or fat?
Too skinny
-Are you a racist?
I'm half White, half Asian. I love all my fellow men
-What is your favorite nail polish color?
On girls, burgundy
-Are you normal?
Too normal
-Are you strange?
Too strange
-Are you dumb?
I wish
-What's the first thing you notice about the opposite (or
same for some of us) sex?
Personality (like if they act shy or cocky), eyes, and
legs :D
-Are you scared of me?
Since I took this off Mona's site, I'm gonna say YES
-Are you fun or boring?
I am the defintion of boring
-Do you know who I am?
Mona, da shexiest bish in da world
-What is your worst experience in life, so far?
Finding out I wasn't as smart as I thought I was (when I
was lil, I was like a child prodigy. Now I've kinda pooped
-So you know how long this is taking me?
Two minutes
-Have you ever liked a friends girlfriend/boyfriend? Did
you pursue it?
Yes and No. There are just some things you don't do.
-Are there voices in your head? Do you wish there were?
Yes, and I wish there were more so I could get more opinions

*Your friends...*

-Most outgoing?
Brandon. That kid cant keep his dick in his pants.
-Most Trustworthy?
Dick. That boy knows EVERYTHING about me
-Most fun?
JD, he's a nut
Dick. He'd do anything for me, and I've got his back
-Most blunt?
Definitely Reed. That guy just don't know when to quit
-Most rebellious?
My brother ... he tries so hard!
Amber, she's so adorable
My younger brother. He needs to grow a pair
I don't keep mean friends :)
-Best dancer?
Mona, she's so shexy
-Most involved?
Dick, we've had each other's backs for almost ten years now
-Most energetic?
Rachel! That girl needs to lay off the sugar
-More just friends or a few close friends?
Few close ones. That way I can take better care of them
Alpay. He's going somewhere
Hehehehe, Steve. He's like a dog, loyal as hell, but not
too bright
-Most athletic?
Dick, his flatland freestyling keeps him in damn good shape
Steve :) He smokes too much pot
Mona, she's always tweakin
Sorry Bob, but you win this award :D
Mona :) She's shexy
Hmm ... I can't really say I have a lot of fat friends. Bob
is a big guy...
Nobody beats me in this department
-Most caring?
Amber :)
-Most lovable?
I love each and every one
-Most honest?
Dick ... he doesn't butter stuff up
HEHEHEHE, Mona wins for girls and Brandon wins for guys
-Dirtiest Mind?
Mona ::nods seriously::
Nah, none of my friends are nasty
-Always wearing a smile?
Rachel, she's always got something to be happy about
-Best eyes?
Definitely Rachel ;)
-Best smile?
Probably Dick
I always have fun with Mona
-Best dressed?
Mona! She dresses all hotty-like
-Always there for you?
Without a doubt, Dick is my boy
Amber :)
Amber and Mona, but in different ways
-Cares most about you?
I'd like to think they all do
ROFL!!! YING!!! I don't know why I used to put with that
Steve says the most fucked up shit sometimes
Everybody's special
-Which would you like to get closer with? closer?
Define closer O:)
-Which would you like to see more often?
Dick ... its been a year now, bro

*Pick One...*

Rollercoasters or Water rides?
Rollercoasters, I can't swim :D
-Car or Plane?
Plane! I've been on 15 of 'em
-Brothers or Sisters?
I got my bros
-Josh Hartnett or Ben Affleck?
Ben is so dreamy
-2Pac or Eminem?
Will the real slim shady please stand up!
-Cat or Dog?
Kitties :D
-Fish or Hamster?
I used to have a hamster
-Milk or Juice?
Juice, I'm all lactose intolerant and stuff
-Nintendo or Playstation?
Playstation, hands down
-BMW or Mercedes?
Its all about da bug!
-Peck kiss or tongue kiss?
Soft peck kisses ;) One step at a time
-Kraft Dinner or Hot Dogs?
Hot doggies!
-McDonalds or Chinese food?
Did somebody say ... McDonalds?
-Chicken or Beef?
Mmm ... Beefy
-Salt or Pepper?
Gimme peppa!
-Mozzarella or Cheddar?
Eww, cheese :P
-Canada(eh!) or USA?
I love my country :) USA! USA! USA!
-Hillary Clinton or Monica Lewinski?
Monica ;) At least I know she puts out
-Bill Clinton or George Bush?
If you'd asked me a year ago, I'd have said Clinton, but
Dubya is the man
-Telephone or Cell phone?
I love my Cell phone
-Homemade or Fast food?
Ugh, definitely fast food
-Computer or Laptop?
I want a laptop, but I'm stuck with a ton of computers :)
-Cd player or Tape player?
MP3, baby!
-Orange or Black?
Black all the way
-Peas or Corn?
Mmm ... corn ::poop::
-Day or Night?
I walk the streets at night ...
-Sleep or awake?
I'll see you in my dreams
-Hyper or calm?
Like the ocean, I am both calm and hyper
-Up or down?
Down down down
-Sound or Silence?
This is the sound ... of silence
-Day or Night?
-Rain or sunshine?
I'm only happy when it rains!
-Dr. or Dentist?
The Doctor doesn't smell as funny
-Clean or dirty?
Squeaky clean
-Nice or Mean?
Always nice O:)
-Fat or Ugly?
-Brown or Puce?
What the hell is puce?
-Blind or Deaf?
-Smart or dumb?
I'd rather be dumb :(
-Funny or dull?
-Math or English?
English :)
-Cold or hot?
-Pets or siblings?
Siblings ... you can beat them up for stuff :D
-Mom or Dad?
Don't know ...
-Blue or black ink?
-Pop music or classical music?
Pop :) I'm down with Britney and N'SYNC
-Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
Chocolate makes me fidgety
-Video camera or photos?
-Instant messaging or chatrooms?
IMs ... you can write more ;)
-TV or Movies?
-Massage or kisses?
-Sports or Art?
-Boots or sandals?
-Pink or blue?
-Black or white?
Black. White gives me a headache
-Love or Lust?
True love is so hard to find
-Real World or Road Rules?
Don't like either
-Root beer or Cream soda?
SODA ... SODA ... KU-REE-MU SODA (japanese song)
-Chicken or turkey?
-Boat, plane or car?
Plane all the way, baby
-Skiing or snowboarding?
-Horse or Cats?
Here kitty kitty kitty
-Coffee or coffee ice cream?
Don't even play around with my coffee
-Blanket or stuffed animal?
-Pen or Pencil?
Pencil, so I can fix my mistakes
-Abercrombie or American Eagle?
-Nike or Adidas?
All Day, I Dream About Sex! All Day, I Dream About Sex!
J/K O:)
-Blonde or Brunette?
I love all the ladies
-Mountain Dew or Sprite?
Do the Dew
-Movie Theater or Home?
Theater all the way
-Video or DVD?
-Birthday or Christmas?
Christmas ... its the most wonderful time ... of the year
-Jeans or skirts?
Skirts ;) On girls that is
-Disco or bowling?
-Linkin Park or Staind?
I luv Linkin Park
-Singing or dancing?
Dancing :D
-One pillow or two pillows?
Just one for me
-Lipstick or chapstick/gloss?
Don't matter to me ::puckers up::
-Phone or Instant Messenger?
IMer. You can think before you speak
-Yahoo or Hotmail?
Hotmail :D
-AOL or Juno?
A ... O ... L!!!!
-Email or Snail Mail?
E-mail :D Otherwise, I'd never write to anybody, and all I
get in my mailbox is junkmail
-Bowling or Skating?
-Pizza or Chinese?
Pizza! ::is a ninja turtle::
-Hard rock or heavy metal?
Heavy Metal
-Hot-dogs or hamburgers?
-Going to camp or staying home?
Stayin home ... after boot camp, i dun wanna go to anymore
camps ever again
-Going to college or flip burgers at McDonalds?
Goin' to college
-Boys or girls?
My boys have always had my back, can't same the same for
girls in my life
-Tampons or pads?
-Single or dating?
-Ice cream or Frozen yogurt?
-Gloves or mittens?
-Looks or personality?

*Have you ever...*

-Been arrested?
I'm a good boy O:)
-Run from the police?
Maybe not that good :D
-Smarted off to your teachers?
A few ...
-Been skydiving?
I wish
-Broken a bone?
Not yet
-Got into a fist fight? (Did u win?lol)
I beat his punk ass down!
-Who broke it up?
He started it and I finished it
-Been so happy that you cried?
Once or twice
-Gone bungee jumping?
I wish
-Gone skinny dipping?
-Kissed someone of the same sex?
-Eaten a bug?
Yeah, they're nasty
-Smoked a cigarette?
Nope, and I never will
-Jumped in front of a moving car?
When I was young and foolish
-Had your toes sucked?
-Gone up to a random guy/girl and told them you thought
they are cute?
LOL, my friends and I used to do this all day long at the
-Met someone from AOL before?
Not yet
-Got drunk?
-Kissed a loser?
-Asked out a loser?
Maybe one, I never got to her know her well enough
-Been asked out by a loser?
ROFL, poor Vicky. She was cute, but I don't date special ed girls
-Liked a loser?
Sort of, but we were worlds apart, and I never really got to know her
-Had the drink Calypso Breeze?
I don't drink
-Been in a car crash?
Thank God no
-Kissed someone?
A few
-Illegeally drove a car?
Every time I've driven a car, its been illegal :D
-Fallen asleep in class?
Hehehe, yup
-Given your phone number to a total stranger? Email?
I sure have
-Been to jail?
Only to visit my brother
-Been in the hospital?
Plenty of times
-Made your parents turn the car around?
-Eaten sushi?
I love sushi!
-Flashed someone?
HAHAHAHA, that's a secret
-Run away?
Once ...
-Climbed out a window? Yours?
I've climbed out a few
-Had sex in public? On film?
-Given someone the finger in public?
Plenty of times
-Gotten lost on vacation?

*For the people with ::cries:: someone in their life...*

-Do u have a Boyfriend/girlfriend?
Sort of :)
If no, how about a Crush ??
Maybe one or two ;)
-Their Name?
I love Amber
-What about this person makes them special?
She's so sweet, innocent, and cute :)
-Where and When did you meet your girlfriend or boyfriend?
I remember it like it was yesterday. We met in a singles
bar ... I was working for the FBI at the time, and she had
money so she didn't work. It was over a year ago.
-Where was your first date? (If not yet, where would you
like it to be?)
My first date ever was to the movies with Deanne, but with
Amber, it was at the single's bar, then straight to my place
-What attracted you to him or her?
She didn't slap me, lol
-What do you like best about him or her?
The way she smiles at me and always pulls me closer
-How long do you think you all can stay together?
I hope we stay together for a long time, at least until
she's out of school so I can meet her. But we've broken up
twice before in the past ...
-Do you intend to work as hard as possible to keep him or
I'll do whatever it takes to make her happy
-Do you love him or her? If so...Was it love at first sight
or did you fall in love with them gradually?
I love her with all my heart. I think it was love at first
sight ... then all over again when I got to know the real
-If he or she ever cheated on you...would you break up w/
them as soon as you found out...or would you try and work
it out so you can stay together?
I'd try to work it out, for Amber
-Do you trust him or her?
I didn't used to, but I do now
-What are you enjoying most about your relationship?
Having someone to cuddle with
-Is he or she the most important to you, friends or
something else? If something else...specify!
She is right now, in this point of my life
-What song...if any reminds you of them?
Never Had A Dream Come True
-What is your favorite thing to do w/ them?
Cuddle her
-How long have you been together?
Off and on for over a year
-When did you first start going out?
I think about August of 00
-Why do you like your girlfriend or boyfriend?
She's an angel
-Would you do anything for them?
-Have they been good to you?
We've had bad times, but we've had plenty of good times,
and she's very good to me now :)
-Do you feel like you have been good to you?
Not good enough :(
-Do you see yourself marrying him or her? If yes,
would you have kids? If so, how many?
Not for a very, very long time ... but maybe
-Do you think you all would be happy being married?
I do :)
-Is he or she fat, skinny, or just right?
To be honest, I don't know, but she's just right in my mind
-Have they ever made you so mad that you wanted to break up
w/ him or her?
The first time was my fault, the second was both of us ...
-Biggest turn on?
-Biggest turn off?
Nothing yet
-What do you look for in a guy or girl?
Well first off, she has to be a good girl (sorry Mona), and
we have to really connect.
-Does your boyfriend or girlfriend have any of that?
She's both :)
-Does your boyfriend or girlfriend pay for stuff alot? If
so do you like that?
Hehehe, we haven't been on a REAL date yet, but when we do,
I'll take care of her.
-Do you like your boyfriend with facial hair or not?
-Do you want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be shorter,
taller, or the same height as you?
I like girls who are shorter
-Would you still be with him/her if he smoked or dipped?
I'd like her to quit ...

*Various crap...*

-Favorite item of clothing you have?
Definitely my long-sleeved black polo shirt. I always roll
up the sleeves and where a white t-shirt underneath. Damn
I'm shexy
-What's the worst gift you've ever received? Given?
I treasure every gift I receive. I don't remember the worst
I've given ... maybe fruit cake to Dick, but that was a
joke :D
-Favorite item of clothing you want?
I need a new suit
-How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Just two. At most, I think I've had 5 (two army boots, two
sneakers, and one dress shoes)
-What do you have for breakfast?
Usually some ramen or something
-How many rings, on average, do you wear?
-Have you ever skiied?
Once, I didn't like it much
-When did you last have your photo taken?
A few months ago to send to online friends
-When did you last go on vacation?
Wow, its been a very very long time
-How many CD's do you buy in a year?
None, I DL all my music
-How many CD's do you have as of now?
I used to have a bunch, but the only one I brought with me
to Japan was Third Eye Blind
-Do you like Britney Spears? Christina Augualra?
Britney rocks my world
-Do you like Boybands and/or girlbands?
I want it that way ...
-Did you watch making the band but once they put out there
CD realized they sucked?
I saw like one episode and thought it was dumb
-Are you superstitious?
A little
-Did you use to like Spice Girls?
Hell yeah
-Do you secretly like an artist/band that no one else does
that you know?
Everyone knows I like pussy bands
-Do you own a CD with only one good song on it you like?
-Do you own a CD burner? IF so, do you know how to use it?
I used to have one, but I wasn't to good with it
-If you had to live off of ONE kind of food forever, what
would it be?
Steak and potatoes
-Tell us something about the person who sent this to you?
That would be Mona. She's sexy, playful, and VERY
attractive ... but she's lost and lonely ... she has a lot
of dreams and she wants to do things ... but she's so sad
-What scares you the most?
Hurting someone close to me
-Do you know the difference between a clone and a twin?
I took AP biology, so don't mess with me ::flexes::
-Are you against testing on animals?
Its a necessary evil
-If someone asked you, would you be able to give them a
truthful answer as to why we have daylight savings?
Stoopid farmers ... the sun rises earlier in the summer, so
you set your clock an hour forward in the spring to wake up
earlier, and in the winter the sun rises later, so you set
your clock back an hour so you get up later. Farmers
schedule their day to work when the sun is up, so that's
why Americans do it that way. The rest of the world doesn't
-What is your favorite show?
Alley McBeal and CSI
-Men suck. Agree or disagree?
Only gay ones ... hehehe
-What's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you? Who
said it?
It was something Amber said to me the first time we were
really close to each other. It touched my heart really
deeply, and I don't ever want to share it because its
something that'll always be between her and me.
-Have you ever kept a New Year's resolution?
I'm still here in Japan :D I have a bad habit of
disappearing when the going gets rough
-Thoughts on daytime TV?
There's TV during the daytime?
-How many times a day do you look in the mirror?
At least once a day after I'm done with all my grooming, I
stand there with my hands on the sink and just stare at
myself and ask myself questions like: What are you
doing? Where are you going? Is this how you want things to be for
the rest of your life?
-What type do you like (comedy? drama? etc.)?
I'm always in the mood for a comedy, but I like dramas
-Did/Do you watch Survivor?
I told myself I never would, but I'm hooked on the third
-Would it be good to have a twin? Why?
Hmm ... if I had a twin, he'd probably be the evil one, so
-What about Big Brother?
He's watching you
-Have you seen Temptation Island?
Hahahaha, I was addicted to like the first four episodes.
Too many hotties
-Do you enjoy doing surveys like this? Why or why not?
I actually learn a lot about myself when I do these, maybe
more than my friends do
-Do you like getting your picture taken?
Not really. It steals your soul :D
-Thoughts on abortion?
Do what you gotta
-Which concerts have you been to?
Only one, and it was a bunch of alternative bands like 9
Days and Guster. It was pretty cool
-Do you have big feet?
Yeah, baby ;)
-What do you think about Matchbox 20?
I love that band. I laugh when I remember that people
thought they'd be one hit wonders. They must be up to a
dozen by now
-Have you been on an airplane? Was it fun?
15 flights so far. They're fun for a while, but then they
get boring
-Eminem... please stand up or please shut up?
Stand up and give them the finger, you bad boy
-Have you ever laughed so hard that what you were drinking
spewed out of your nose?
Yeah, damn that hurt. It was pepsi
-Have ever started laughing really hard so you just spit
out whatever you had in your mouth cause you couldn't
swallow it?
Hehehe, no, I'm good at holding mah liquor
-Have you seen Bring It On? Did you like it? Or did you
think it was cheesy?
Never heard of it
-What do you like on pizza?
Canadian Bacon and Pineapple
-Thoughts on war?
People always say "Violence doesn't solve anything" ...
Violence solves everything :( Just ask the people of
Hiroshima, Japan or Julius Caesar or Lee Harvey Oswald. War
is a necessary evil, and it seperates the men from the boys
-What's your most embarrassing moment?
I think I answered this one earlier ... evil Drill Sgt.
Me having to go poddy no restrooms nearby = most
embarassing moment.
-What's your favorite magazine?
-What's the sexiest song you can think of to have sex to?
Two Become One by the Spice Girls
-Thoughts on porn?
I'd go crazy without it
-Do you paint your toenails?
Uhm ... no
-What do you collect?
Broken hearts
-Thoughts on death penalty?
-If you could change something right now, what would it be?
My location
-Do you like to eat oranges or drink the juice?
I likes da juice
-When you're sad.. what makes you smile?
-Have you ever spun in circles in the pouring rain?
Every time
-Are you closer w/your parents or friends?
Definitely my friends
-What are some things you want to say to some people... but
cant? And to who?
Wow ... I wish I could tell Amber how much I care about her
and how much I hope she enjoys the next few years of her
life. There's another girl out there (you know who you are)
that I wish I could tell how I really felt about her ...
but she's not the right kind of girl for me, and I'm
probably not the kind of guy she wants right now ... and I
hope we can just be friends then.
-Do you like talking in private chatrooms or on IMs?
IMs. You can say so much more.
-Thoughts on child abuse?
Bad bad bad
-What's your favorite number?
-Do you have Crayola coloring pencils?
Nope, but I've got some nifty markers
-Do you use the shift button on the right or left of your
Lefty. I don't know why they put in that right one.
-What's the meaning of life?
-What are your beliefs?
Way to big to fit here.
-Thoughts on animal abuse?
Play nice
-What nationality do you wish you could be?
-What do you wish that you didn't have to do?
Work ... Oh wait, I don't :D
-What do you wish you could change in the world?
Can't we all just get along?
-What the longest you've been in a relationship?
Hmm ... online maybe 3 years. Offline, well I can't say
I've ever had a REAL girlfriend ... just a lot of close
female friends :)
-What do you wish you could change about yourself?
Lots of things :(
-What do you wish was your screen name?
I love my SN :D
-Do you wish you had more money?
I don't know ... I'd probably waste it all on stupid stuff.
-How many people have you been out with?
Not a lot
-Who was the nicest?
Rachel was the coolest, Amber is the nicest :)
-Have you ever been cheated on?
online, yeah, not IRL
-Have you ever cheated on someone?
Sort of ...
-Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
'Cause I'm always singing Zipidy Doo Dah
-Capital letters or lower case?
Depends on how loud I want to be
-When was the last time you cried?
When I got plastered :D I was crying like a bitch all night
-How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
Sixth grade! The teacher gave us an assignment, we were
supposed to reply to the kindergartner's "Dear Santa"
letters. I was like "Well why doesn't Santa do it?"
-What do you love about your job/school?
Coffee and Computers, who can complain?
-Are you easy to get along with?
Very easy to get along with
-Are you helpful or lazy?
-How old were you when you got your period?
-Do you think reverse psychology works?
You tell me
-Would you die for any of your friends?
I would for Dick ... maybe for Amber if I could at least
see her before I had to go.
-Would you rather spend your time with someone who was too
mature, or immature?
Immature :D
-Are you afraid to die?
I have nothing to lose. If I had kids and a wife, I'd fear
for them ... but it happens to us all
-Do you circle the dots on your I's?
-What is the most disgusting thing you have done?
Once again, it involved an evil Drill Sgt and a lack of
latrines in the area :D
-Most annoying thing to you is?
Asking me a lot of fricken questions
-How old do you look?
Everybody thinks I'm like 25
-What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Probably that time my friends and I went out and pressed
our asses up against a window at blockbuster, than drove
off with our cheeks hanging out the window
-How old do you act?
Hehehe, 7
-Are you pro-life or pro-choice?
Sheesh, this is the third time they've asked this. It ain't
my body, but do what you're gonna
-Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
-Who has hurt you the most?
wow ... Marina
-Are you afraid of heights?
-Do you want to change your weight?
I wish I could put on a few pounds, but I can't gain weight
to save my life
-Do you sing in the shower?
-Have you ever said I love you to someone and meant it?
Didn't mean it?
Yes and yes
-What is the Worst movie you've seen?
Battlefield: Earth! Two hours of my life that I want back!
-Are you afraid of spiders (or any insects)?
Spiders scare the bejeesus outta me
-Does anything on your body itch right now?
My fuckin ear
-Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?
When I'm sitting, I can
-Do you like your hair?
When its short, I do
-What's the best advice you've ever given?
"You already know what you want to do, you're just asking
me to tell you you're right"
-Do you like your feet?
I guess
-What's the weirdest food that you like?
-Do you like chocolate?
Not particularly
-Have you ever asked a friend to lie for you?
Fuckin A
-Are you usually the dumper or the dumpee?
I've been both about the same number of times
-Are you afraid of snakes?
Nah, they're OK
-Do you want to meet aliens?
Only if they keep the probe away from my ass
-Do you get alot of pocket money?
I don't keep what I make ... hafta help support the family
somehow, but I usually have pocket change :)
-Do you have a job?
If you can call it that :)
-Do you want kids?
-Have you ever shoplifted? If so, what?
Nope, its bad
-Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Whatever it takes to get the job done
-Do you look in the toilet before you flush?
Yup, I always check to see if I left anything to be proud
-Do you enjoy the smell or your own farts? Others' farts?
My farts smell OK, but I like other people's farts more.
Especially girly farts, because they're so rare.

*Do you remember...*

-Fraggle rock?
I liked the doozers, they were always building stuff
I love that show! I used to have a stuffed Alf doll
-Picture page?
No :(
Was that a candy?
-"Kick the can"?
I still play that
-TV Tag?
Uhm ... :(
-Collecting lightning bugs?
Newp :(
Hehehe, it was all about the hair
That ugly dude scared me
-Magic 8 Balls?
::looks into his 8 ball:: No, I do not
I used to play that game every day in day care!
That one too!
Hehehe, wow, those were the days

*For 50 million dollars would you...*

-Wrestle a Live Grizzly Bear?
Bring it on. I'll make him call me daddy
-Cut off your arm?
Hmm ... maybe the left one
-Do 5 years in prison?
If all the dudes promised not to pop my behymen
-Shave your head?
Ha, I'll do that for a sexy smile
-Pierce your Butthole?
Uhm ... I'd really have to think about that one
Hell yeah!
-Swim with Sharks?
-Eat a dog?
For 50 million? Pass the A-1
-Let your kid sleep over at Michael Jackson's house?
Not my kid! But maybe my friend's kids
-Give up the internet/computer forever?
My life would have no meaning :(
-Not talk to any of your friends anymore?
Nope, sorry
-Eat live tarantulas?
Mmm ... juicy
-Camp in the dessert for 3 months?
Hell yeah
-Lay in a bed of fire ants for an hour?
Uhm ... no. That hurts
-Eat human eyeballs?
For 50 million? ... hmm ... they're mostly water anyway ...
-Sleep with someone of the same sex?
Depends on how cute the guy is ;)
-Shoot your best friend in the leg?
Hmm ... I'd have to go sharsies on the cash so I could live
with myself
-Set yourself on fire?
Depends on how long and whether or not I'd have a cool suit

Say everything and anything else you want to here!:
Lotsa love to all my friends ... and keep on trucking. Its
not whether you win or lose in this game of life ... its
how you play :)