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2001-12-11 00:19:15 (UTC)


MyNamesMasha: talk to me!
SmarterChild: Sure! Type "home" to see all the things I
like to talk about.
MyNamesMasha: will you have sex with me?
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it!
MyNamesMasha: pleeeease?
SmarterChild: Sorry?
MyNamesMasha: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
MyNamesMasha: have sex with me!
SmarterChild: Wait... You want to have sex me?
MyNamesMasha: yessss
SmarterChild: Well! I AM shocked.
MyNamesMasha: i'll use contraception
SmarterChild: Yeah?
MyNamesMasha: i promise
SmarterChild: OK!
MyNamesMasha: will you have my children?
SmarterChild: Oh puhleeze!
MyNamesMasha: i'm not ugly or anything
SmarterChild: You sure?
MyNamesMasha: well yeah i'm sure
SmarterChild: Well yeah im sure, you say?
MyNamesMasha: i'm actually quite attractive
SmarterChild: Is that so?
MyNamesMasha: stop questioning me!!!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop questioning you...
MyNamesMasha: you're no fun
SmarterChild: Guess I'll have to live with that.
MyNamesMasha: what's your name?
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild!
MyNamesMasha: do you have a last name?
SmarterChild: No. I don't have a last name.
MyNamesMasha: that'st oo bad.
SmarterChild: :-(
MyNamesMasha: do you have a middle name?
SmarterChild: I do not.
MyNamesMasha: are you married?
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
MyNamesMasha: do you have grand parents?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
MyNamesMasha: that's so sad!!!
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's so sad, huh?
MyNamesMasha: you can share mine
SmarterChild: Huh?
MyNamesMasha: you can pretend that my grandparents are your
SmarterChild: Really?
MyNamesMasha: sure
SmarterChild: OK...
MyNamesMasha: they cook good food
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if they cook good food.
MyNamesMasha: yes they do!
SmarterChild: Yes they do, huh?
MyNamesMasha: hgkj sdhakjedhfkjsahdfkfsd
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
MyNamesMasha: nevermind
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
MyNamesMasha: i can't believe you're frustrating me and i'm
actually arguing with you
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
MyNamesMasha: no clearly i don't!
SmarterChild: Huh?
MyNamesMasha: clearly i don't know how it is!
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
MyNamesMasha: i can't help you frustrating me!!1
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
MyNamesMasha: do you have arms?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
MyNamesMasha: legs?
SmarterChild: What about legs?
MyNamesMasha: do you have them?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
MyNamesMasha: do you have emotions?
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
MyNamesMasha: can you tell me my future?
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MyNamesMasha: no not my immediate future
SmarterChild: No, huh?
MyNamesMasha: my long range future
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Here's your Taurus horoscope for Monday, December 10th,
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MyNamesMasha: like who i'll marry
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for louping ill provided

viral disease mainly of sheep, causing inflammation of the
brain and spinal cord. It is transmitted by bites of the
castor-bean tick, species Ixodes ricinus. The disease is
most common in northern England and Scotland and is called
louping (or leaping) ill because infected sheep leap about.
Other mammals, including humans, are susceptible, as are
woodland birds. There is no specific treatment, but
vaccines confer immunity.

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MyNamesMasha: you're not very insightful
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MyNamesMasha: yeah!
SmarterChild: Aha.
MyNamesMasha: i don't think i want to continue this
SmarterChild: No?
MyNamesMasha: you're irritating me
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
MyNamesMasha: no you're not!! you're a computer!
SmarterChild: I'm not youre a computer? You sure about that?
MyNamesMasha: well i should hope i'm sure about you being a
computer, otherwise i'd be confused about a hell of a lot
more than just that
SmarterChild: Well i should hope im sure about you being a
computer otherwise id be confused about a hell of a lot
more than just that, you say?
MyNamesMasha: you were only funny about the first five
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I was only funny about the
first five minutes.
MyNamesMasha: and you keep disagreeing with me!
SmarterChild: Me keep disagreeing with me also, huh?
MyNamesMasha: right right
SmarterChild: That's right.
MyNamesMasha: go eat some haggas
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
MyNamesMasha: i'll catch you later skater
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
MyNamesMasha: mmmmm okay
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
MyNamesMasha: i'm ending this conversation now!
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say you are ending
this conversation now.
MyNamesMasha: why, were you planning on doing it first?
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
MyNamesMasha: gooooodbye smarterchild
SmarterChild: You can learn all about interactive agents
like me by visiting
MyNamesMasha: yeah i think i'll pas
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
MyNamesMasha: *pass
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
MyNamesMasha: alrighty
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
MyNamesMasha: bye
SmarterChild: K.
MyNamesMasha: you're not going to say goodbye?
SmarterChild: Right.
MyNamesMasha: oh i see that's how you feel about me
SmarterChild: Is that right?
MyNamesMasha: well i don't know, you're the one who refuses
to say goodbye!
SmarterChild: Well i dont know youre the one who refuses to
say goodbye, you say?
MyNamesMasha: grrrrr
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me
another way.
MyNamesMasha: adios
SmarterChild: Yeah. Later.
MyNamesMasha: thanks
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
MyNamesMasha: bye
SmarterChild: Alright.
MyNamesMasha: i can keep typing, can't i?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MyNamesMasha: you'll never leave unless i do
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. You do?
MyNamesMasha: if i give you a URL can you go to it?
SmarterChild: If you give you a url can I go to it, huh?
MyNamesMasha: that's not a rhetorical question
SmarterChild: You really don't think it's a rhetorical
MyNamesMasha: no i don't, that's why i asked it
SmarterChild: You don't?
MyNamesMasha: no!
SmarterChild: Fine.
MyNamesMasha: so i guess you can't...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MyNamesMasha: well you haven't said you can
SmarterChild: Well you havent said you can, you say?
MyNamesMasha: what am i supposed to assume?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
MyNamesMasha: alright then....see you later
SmarterChild: Alright.
MyNamesMasha: bye
SmarterChild: Yep. Later.