My dull life
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2001-12-09 04:53:57 (UTC)

Today I cut my own nuts

Its a long story, but through the magic of a zipper and
someone barging in while I was getting dressed and a whole
host of other factors a one in a million event occured. I
put a nice slice in my own nutsack, and did it ever hurt,
there was blood everywhere. Now I have a bandaid on my
balls, some bloody clothes in the washer and a whole new
fear of zippers.

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