Marissa

Blood and Chocolate
2001-12-08 04:56:04 (UTC)

You like sick Jokes read this !

hey everyone
Well I am talking to Mike and he is being a total perv but
hell what else is new ! anyways ! he just told me two funny
as hell jokes! Omg! ok the first one Michelle told him and
that is 'what is the speed limit for sex ??' answer: '68
cause once you hit 69 you gotta turn around!' lol !!!! and
the other one lol ! mike came up with and that is ' How
does Hellen Keller masterbate ???' answer: ' with one hand
cause she needs the other one to sign moans with !!!!!! '
DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY !!!!! LOL ! Omg MIKE YOU ARE SO SICK !
haha ! and it was the most random thing ever ! he just im's
me when i got on and said that ! LOL ! wow ! that was
random as hell if hell can be random !!! lol ! omg !
*breathe* I am crying I am laughing so hard! haha ! Ok well
I am going to go now !
Love ya
Nelly