Kegman Dan

Essential Reflections by The Dan
2001-12-07 19:53:27 (UTC)

10 simple steps to surviving another night in a long distance relationship

Dear Ronaldo,

Hopefully this will help you understand things a bit better.
Here are:

10 Simple Steps to Surviving Another Night in a Long
Distance Relationship:
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1) Get drunk.
2) Get belligerent.
3) Girl calls boy, tells him he is a dumb and crappy guy.
4) Girl calls back to apologize, but encourage him to admit
that he really is a dumb and crappy guy.
5) Girl gets mad when boy doesn't admit he is a dumb and
crappy guy.
6) Boy yells obscenities at girl. Among these could be:
bitch, whore, cunt, slut, nerd.
7) Argument escalates, endures for 30 minutes in which boy
tries to convince girl that his obscenities aren't nearly
as bad as hers.
8) Argue for another 15 minutes to determine who started it.
9) Girl resolves to end it there, although she really wins.
10) Make up and say goodnight.


--- The Dan




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