Diary of Stuff (Volume I)
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2001-12-06 08:22:50 (UTC)

A Parody.

OMG!!! I met ______ @ the mall, and tripped and fell on a
sword that had Buffy the Vampire slayer written on it!! I
was like, WTF?! So I was embarrassed the WHOLE day at the
mall, becuz, like, I couldn't get the FUCKING sword out of
me. I mean, like, it went RIGHT THRU MY STOMACH!!! LOL.
My shirt, OMG!!! It had a hole in it!!! And there was
blood!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

Here's a poem I wrote when I fell...

Where are you now,
The one I lost so dear.
You reminded me of a sow,
You smelt like beer.
Someday, I wish to bow
To your fervent rear,
And think of a cow
Or drop many a tear.

lOl, later all, getting late. Hopefully I won't ever come
back on here, but who knows...hehehe.

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