Salamander

What do you and I want for Christmas?

It came to me, just now, that I don't really have any
interests. Thus I cannot think of anything that I want for
Christmas. So I'm asking anyone who reads this [all 1 or 2
of you] to send me a message telling me what you want for
Christmas. Just do it, it will waste time if nothing
else. I want to know. I care.

If you do not partake in the Christmas holiday, I apologize
if this offends and/or alienates you further than what you
already must experience every December. Please know that I
hold the deepest respect for your beliefs.