Hero or Opportunist?

Whatever

-BLAH blah blah, i have a lovely bunch of coconuts, twittly
dee.

-If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would u eat
yourself? - I know i would, i'd cover myself in brown
mustard and relish, i'd be sooooo delishous.

-It's not a matter of where we grips it, it's an issue of
weight ration. A five ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound
coconut.

-I want a Last Supper with 12 Apostles, one Savior, no
kangaroos, and no trampoline act.
-Bloody fascist.