Diary of Stuff (Volume I)
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2001-12-02 05:40:44 (UTC)

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Today I attended a Christmas party. The kids were
excited and had fun playing up on the raised platform.
There were introductions, most of whom I forgot, since my
head was really swimming in strange ways. They had a
library there--I locked onto a Latin textbook.

Earlier that day I got some new tires to replace my flat
and my other worn out one. Van rides smoothly once again,
like a smooth velvety chocolate mochine.

This first day of the twelfth month of the two-thousandth
and second year of Christendom.