Pirate D

Jesus knows where you live
2001-12-01 21:54:46 (UTC)

America, the new name for Big Mac

America is soooo fat,
If it were a woman,
she could get her flu jab from Cleopatras Needle
And do chin-ups on the Arc de triumph.
In fact its sooooooo fat,
and if it were a woman,
two people could shag her at the same time and never meet.

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