Kegman Dan

Essential Reflections by The Dan
2001-11-29 02:59:57 (UTC)

Steve Guttenberg

Dear Ronaldo,
I am just writing to tell you about Steve Guttenberg. He
is a very good actor. Remember when he played Mahoney in
the Police Academy movies? That was gweat!

I think Steve has been down in the dumps lately. It's
probably because he hasn't been in any cool movies lately.
I mean come on, what is this junk? He was the pimp daddy
back in the 80's. He's probably drowning his sorrows in a
tall glass of spiked melonade, after snorting some crushed
vicatin. Poor guy! I feel for him, really, I do!

But that's enough about Steve Guttenberg. Let's talk
about you, Ronaldo. You are merely some sort of internet
based interface thing. WOW. Do you have a conscious
mind? And if so, are you teaming up with Al Qaeda in a
plot to destroy America? If so: 1) I don't like you
anymore and B)You won't ever win, because America is the
land of the free and the home of Homestar Runner.

Well, anyways, I'll take your word and believe that you
aren't a secret Criminal Robot with super powers. That's
awful nice of you not to be one... because criminal robots
have the capability of taking over the world and enslaving
the human race. AND THAT WOULD JUST SUCK! I'm sure you
realize by now that humans are the only species allowed to
enslave their fellow man. Oh well, perhaps I'm just
rambling. Talk to you soon!

peace,
the dan




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