Anorexia here I come!
I've decided that 600cals a day is too fuckin much so I've
decided to have practically nothing.
A typical day'll consist of a 50cal soup, an apple and a
slice of 40cal bread with a bit of marmite on it or sommat.
That's about 150 cals for the day.
Today I've had a 50cal soup, two bites of cottage pie, half
a slice of pizza and a couple of bites of garlic potato.
Hmmm... I don't know how much that is but I reckon it's
That's still too much, I want 150 a day and now I feel like
a greedy bitch coz I've had an extra 100cals!
Every week, I'm gonna have a 600cal day so my metabolism
doesn't go to shit.
I'M GONNA DO THIS, I WANNA SEE MY FUCKIN' BONES!
I'm gonna starve about 25lbs off me and then lose the last
7lbs the healthy way.
WATCH THE WEIGHT DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROP OFF ME!
And before anyone starts, the weight won't pile on once I
start eating normally again. Firstly, I'm gonna gradually
bump up my calorie intake, so it won't be such a shock to
my system with all that "starvation mode" shit. Secondly,
if you knew how much it hurts to wanna be slim, you'd know
how determined I am not to let the weight creep back up.
As soon as I put on 2lbs, I'll lose it again within 3 days!
I reckon it won't take longer than 6 weeks to lose 25lbs!
WISH ME LUCK!