Heart of Tanglewood

The Ravings of a Teenage Girl
2001-11-26 23:54:22 (UTC)

School today

I still have a fucking crush on D. I can't help it. What's
a sheltered teenage girl supposed to do? I like a guy who
has no personality, is closeminded, is a hoe, is two years
younger than me, and is totally stuipid. I mean really he
got an F on his last test. He dresses cool and that's about
it. Why can't I just move on with my life? Why can't I like
someone else?

Okay I'm done with thinking about that. I'm now going to
give you my special rating system. It's my good looks rating
system.

10: Man I'm going to marry
9: Models, actors, singers
8: Handsome enough to be a model, actor, singer (extra
points if he's from Texas cause it's hard to find a handsome
Texan guy.)
7: Real life handsome guy
6: I would date you cause I can't find anyone better
5: You've got a nice personality and all...
4: Your mother married her cousin
3: your perverted and ugly? I don't think so
2: oh man, I would rather date my dog!
1: I am related to you.

Now, don't think me superficial. It's just that if I'm
decribing a guy to you I want you to know what he is on the
scale. I would say that Michael is a 7 and D is a 6.




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