Archfiend

My current shit storms, and why the fuck don't I have an umbrella?

Well, the rest of my family is back from Michigan, the
house is no longer mine. I'm now sharing it again with
five of my six siblings and my parents. I woke up at
Mandy's place this morning on her sofa after passing out
last night to the inane rumblings of a poorly done horror
flick called "Rumplestiltskin." I was going to go to The
Den of Hypocrisy, formerly known as my church just because
I felt like having a good laugh, but I dismissed the idea
as foolish and decided just to go back home. My family was
taking the day off of going to church due to their thousand
mile drive in the previous days, so I got to hang out with
them for the first time in a couple of days.
I also woke up with the worst fucking sore throat I've had
in a while, so I think I'm going to quit smoking, although,
that doesn't exactly line up with my self-destructive
philosophies and actions.
Well, I had my "party" the other night. I really don't
like the term "party" but there really isn't a better word
for it. But at any rate, Norty, Picard, Kat, Steph, Mandy,
Mariah, Frances, Jake, Julia, and Mike. Kat got blitzed
and we started making out like fucking crazy, but that's
something I probably won't get into unless I'm completely
blitzed myself. Needless to say I'm kinda confused about
these current shit storms. There used to be Steph and
Emily, now there's Emily and Kat that I need to worry
about. Steph isn't even an idea for me anymore. She's
made it more than clear to me that she really doesn't like
me very much, so I'm just going to steer clear of her for
now.
Kat however seems just as confused as I am about things, so
that's something else we have in common, other than being a
pair of losers, even though I don't think she's that big of
a loser. I don't know.
If it wasn't for the whole Emily thing, I'd be pouncing on
Kat in an instant.
The thing with Emily is, she's always seems to be busy when
I get in touch with her. It's not that she's trying to
avoid me, because is a busy person, it's just that I don't
get to see her as often as I'd like. When I do see her
it's great, she's really awesome, but I don't really see
her that much, so I don't know what to think about the
whole situation with her.
God, I hope I can get through this whole situation without
being an asshole to anyone, or making someone cry. I can
do these things to myself, but when I'm cruel to someone
else it kinda irks me. I used to be a really big prick,
and I still can be, but it's been bothering me lately. I
don't want to hurt anyone involved with my current shit
storms. I just want to get through them without causing
anyone other than me any pain.
Fuck.
I wish this were easy.