Damsel in Distress

HORNY AND ALONE

how do you guys interpret this: this guy tony who is nice
said "you're too cute to be sexy" i just dont get it. is it
because i have a bit of puggy cheeks and dimples? my
grandma still pulls on my cheekies. hehe. he said im really
cute but not sexy!!!. omg how could he??? should i take
that as a compliment? well, at least i know im cute?yay?
(sarcasm). oh well, his loss. dammit, i just need some
penis. i really want to feel the cum go down my throat.
hehe. im so horny this sucks.
aaron told me about this coffee shop that thought it had a
bomb in it and it was only a vibrator. omg...what if i
travel and take mine with me...how embarassing. sorry
miss..here is your vibrator back we thought it was a bomb.
im full of life and energy, i can get a guy. i need a
steady boyfriend or something because i have a hugely
strong sex drive and i need the same person to fill it. any
takers? hehe. oh fuck it fuck me. jk. hehe. sorry if im
offending anyone, but im just exercising my freedom of
speech. sex sex sex. need some now. hehe.

thank you for all the get well comments i am feeling a bit
better. i think i will be back to almost normal (if i were
ever normal) in a week. thank you so much.
if ya wanna email me [email protected]
-damsel in distress