all school emails
its in pretty good shape except for a scratch where someone
who may or may not be named Billy Wilson, who throws darts
like a blind girl, chipped the finish....you can tell you
friends that you have a guitar which was scratched by a man
over whom two angry puerto rican sisters fought.
There is an ID card with my handsome face and name so you
can identify who it belongs to. If you decide not to
return my wallet, I hope that you try to use the three year
old condom that I have in there because it will probably
break and you will end up impregnating your ugly
girlfriend, which would end up ruining both your lives.
The moral of the story is that its probably not a good idea
to use a 3 year old condom.
p.s. wax says that he and rachel, contrary to popular
opinion, both have belly-buttons