Joshin Jane

Passionfruit
2001-11-16 19:07:19 (UTC)

all school emails

FROM STAN:
its in pretty good shape except for a scratch where someone
who may or may not be named Billy Wilson, who throws darts
like a blind girl, chipped the finish....you can tell you
friends that you have a guitar which was scratched by a man
over whom two angry puerto rican sisters fought.

FROM ICE:
There is an ID card with my handsome face and name so you
can identify who it belongs to. If you decide not to
return my wallet, I hope that you try to use the three year
old condom that I have in there because it will probably
break and you will end up impregnating your ugly
girlfriend, which would end up ruining both your lives.

FROM MAS:
The moral of the story is that its probably not a good idea
to use a 3 year old condom.
p.s. wax says that he and rachel, contrary to popular
opinion, both have belly-buttons




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