MelissaBabyForU

~A State of Perpetual Narcolepsy~
2001-11-15 23:21:22 (UTC)

~Give Me My Fucking ML 500~

Wow, today's been such a stupid day. First at 10 AM I had
homeschooling and the teacher came like an hour late and I
hadn't done any of the work. I was also half asleep. I
baked cookies and she read me poems, except she can't read
for shit and I wanted to smack her over the head with my
thick ass poetry book and read the damned poems myself.
After she left, I ate the cookies, but they were rock hard
since I had left them to sit during my homeschooling.
ZAAA!!!

Then I went to the bank and I took all that time parallel
parking (like a meter away from the curb) just to go inside
the stupid bank and realize I didn't have my driver's
license. I still haven't found it yet and my mom is having
a cow. Literally, you should see it. She's still in
labor, but the baby cow's head is already poking out and
one hoof. It waved at me and said "HI MELISSA!".

Then I got home and talked to Jonny and he made me feel
really happy. He was sad because his car insurance would
be 6 grand if he chose to get that stupid Corvette. I like
the word 'stupid'. It is such a great word. Anyway, I
tried to make him feel better, but I am stupid so I don't
think I did a very good job.

Then my mom got all pissed off because Sparky's costs are
over $400. Stupid yellow SLK. She says I am stupid for
letting the carmats get stolen, even though they never got
stolen. Well technically, someone found them, picked them
up, and took them away. I guess that's stealing. But she
thinks some weirdo took the carmats while my car was parked
at Giant. I love having a gullible mom. She believes
everything she hears, that is, the few times that she's
actually listening.

I actually can't remember much of the rest of my day since
I'm stupid.

Well anyway, my mom had to bring in her Mercedes S class
for them to look at the brake pads and stuff so I had to
drive her E Class there so we had a ride home and the whole
time we were there, I was yelling "I WANT AN ML 500!!!" and
everyone thought I was crazy and stupid. I even thought
about dating one of those stupid old ass senile Mercedes
dealers (no offense, I love each and every one of them,
they are so nice!) just so I could get a free ML 500 or
something.

My mom told Charles to bring down Sparky so we could look
for my license in there and they took so fucking long cuz
they're stupid. When they FINALLY got their fat asses
down, we looked, and there was no license! EEEEK! Then I
saw an ML 500 and flipped out. My mom said that we would
have to keep Spanky for three more years, and it made me
sad.

I don't know what's wrong with me. Most kids my age are
driving civic's and other crappy ass stupid cars, and I get
a fucking MERCEDES BENZ 2001. Why can't I be grateful? I
was for a little while, but it has worn off. I think the
only way I would be satisfied is if I had a different car
for every two months. How absurd. I'm so stupid.

Anyway, then my mom thought it'd be cool to get a loaner
car, so we went over to the loaner car place. Last time
when me and Jonny tried to get a loaner car, the computer
was stupid. Very stupid. Anyway, they give you a choice
of three cars. My mom is very stupid. Our choices were
a '99 black Mustang, a '01 desert SL, and an '00 silver
E320. Guess which one my stupid mom picked. The stupid
silver E320 which fucking looks EXACTLY the same as the one
she has. DAMMIT. I wanted to drive the SL. It is such a
nice car. A CL would have been better. Those cars are so
pretty.

It made me want to be a Mercedes dealer. Everytime I go to
Euro Motorcars, I'm always so mesmerized and amazed by
every car I see. Me and one of them icky hispanic service
guys were talking and I amazed them by identifying the
class of every Benz that drove through. Well, so what if
there were only like five? That's well beside the point.

I told Charles how much I wanted an ML 500. I remember how
he told me and Jonny how much of a great car it was. I
told him I would get a black one with Brabus wheels and he
chuckled. People at Euro Motorcars love Brabus. Well, at
least Charles did. Whoever is reading this, if you don't
know jack shit about Benz's, then you're probably totally
lost. They are some fabulous cars. That's all I can say.
=) They are not stupid cars at all.

It makes me kind of sad to look at Spanky, who has always
been so devoted and good to me, and know that I am thinking
of how much I hate him and want to trade him in for a black
ML 500. It is like Eddy. I always make sure to play with
Eddy Teddy lots now so that he won't feel like he is being
replaced with Jeddy and Meddy (two teddy bears Jonny bought
for me off of EBAY).

Jonny thinks I will never understand what it is like to
want a car I will never have, but I understand completely
now. I understand how frustrated he must be feeling cuz
all I want is that black ML 500, and to love it, and care
for it. But like Jonny, who will probably never be
satisfied (he has this series of cars he needs to get in a
specific order), I am the exact same way. I know that if I
had that ML 500, I would get sick of it in less than 4
months and probably want an ML 55. A stupid azure blue
one.

I miss Jonny a lot now. He always makes me feel better. I
don't know why this is upsetting me. But it makes me feel
stupid and bad when I think of what a bad driver I am. I
want to be able to drive any car well. I don't know why,
but I think if I had a Mitsubishi Eclipse GS, I would be
satisfied for at least 3 months. Maybe even more. It is
good on gas, and if I crashed it, I wouldn't care. I need
one, but I know my mom would die before she even thought
about paying for me to own a used car.

I remember looking in the SL that we could have got for a
loaner car and how there are these things that look like
backseats, but they're not. They're like where you can put
your purse or your teddy bears and other stuff. Like when
it's not important enough to go in the trunk, it can go
there. =) How convenient! Not stupid!

This entry is kind of long, and definitely not going
anywhere. Signing off for now....

-Melissa


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