weezer2080

I'm a girl, not a band!!!
2001-11-15 01:08:53 (UTC)

Everyone else does it, so why can't I?

I'm going to post a conversation I had with a friend today.
It's very good. I'm not a big fan of posting stuff like
this, but it's funny and I got a kick out of it. So there.


weezer2080: hiya
Friend: yo
weezer2080: how are you?
Friend: sorta sleepy
weezer2080: yum
weezer2080: it's chilly down here, a good sleeping night.
Friend: yeah, it was chilly last night here....and now....
too chilly
weezer2080: more blankets or a warm body. then you'll be
fine. :-D
Friend: true. true. more blankets are easy to do.... a
warm body is expensive
weezer2080: very true. i wholeheartedly agree. you must
make sure you are willing to spend that much before you buy
Friend: very true
Friend: and blankets are disposable
weezer2080: well, i never really thought of them that way,
but yes, i suppose they can be. the certainly don't demand
much.
Friend: true. in fact, they are perfectly content. dirty
or clean, they don't complain. and in some cases they are
easier to turn on. just plug in.
weezer2080: very true!!! and they will sleep with you no
matter what and keep you warm too. and they don't mind cold
feet AT ALL.
Friend: wow.... now just re-write that into a poem and be
famous
weezer2080: yup. i'll split the publishing money with you
50/50
Friend: you are to kind!
weezer2080: great minds think alike. ;-)