highX2001

Things You CAN'T Do While Stoned . . .

1. tell time
2. walk in the dark or sloped land
3. stay on your diet you've been on for 6 months
4. understand rap (except bo)
5. not laugh
6. sing
7. tell temperature
8. type
9. use common sense
10. shut-up
11. talk to your parents
12. find the weed you dropped
13. stand-up
14. control your body
15. say no
16. feel pain
17. talk
18. walk up stairs
19. stop saying dude
20. undersand shit people say
21. talk online
22. roll a joint
23. turn lights on and off right (jade)