Darkness_Calling

The UnEven Eye
2001-11-06 21:26:44 (UTC)

All the Great Phobies

[email protected] says:
Mickey go back to school
Whisper says:
Hey, I am at school..
Whisper says:
Justin, hurry and come... "over"
Whisper says:
lmao
[email protected] says:
Your a dork..
Whisper says:
That's my line you whole ass.. your a dork.. YOU ARE!!
Whisper says:
but that's okay, because that's what makes you... well..
you!
Whisper says:
*G*
Whisper says:
*Noogie*
[email protected] says:
-.-
Whisper says:
So, what's goin' on?
[email protected] says:
I'm playing with Neo pets.
Whisper says:
Sounds like fun.. I've been there before
Whisper says:
I think I still have one actually.. but I never got into it
Whisper says:
I don't know why, just never really cared for it.. I'm sure
that if I would have stayed with it.. then i'd still be
there, but.. *Shrugs*.. oh well
[email protected] says:
Lol.
Whisper says:
yeah yeah.. lmao.. I got the new version of MSN Messenger..
it's pretty cool!
Whisper says:
Just a different look is all
[email protected] says:
What a waste of downloading
Whisper says:
wow.. they have a whole list of new emoticons!
Whisper says:
I didn't realize that I downloaded it.. It just did
Whisper says:
check out this new one..... (6)
Whisper says:
Oh yeah.. i'm the devil.. and jesus built my hotrod!
[email protected] says:
What?
Whisper says:
Nothing.. nevermind
Whisper says:
*rolls his eyes..*
[email protected] says:
*backs away*
Whisper says:
*pounce*
[email protected] says:
*crushed*
Whisper says:
*Scrapes you from the floor, and hangs you out to sundry*
[email protected] says:
Meanie I dun like the sun
Whisper says:
Oh right.. *takes you out of the sun, and throws you in the
dryer instead*
Whisper says:
lmao
[email protected] says:
*walks out, nice furball thingy*
Whisper says:
*Grabs the hairdryer and a brush..*.. come here boy..
*Whistles*..
[email protected] says:
-.- I am not a dog..
Whisper says:
Oh right.. Come here boy.. *hangs candy in front of him..
[email protected] says:
*sighs* *lunges for the candy*
Whisper says:
*Moves the candy, and watches him fly by..*.. lol
[email protected] says:
*crashes* *cries*
Whisper says:
*runs to your aide...*.. you okay.. *Holds back his
laugh..*.. i'm sorry.. *Hands him the candy.... leftover
from Halloween..*..
[email protected] says:
*bites his hand* *takes the candy*
Whisper says:
Ack.. oooowwwww... you ass... *Grabs a bandaide.. and
cries..*.. :'(
[email protected] says:
*eats the candy* *S* *bites you again, for good measure*
Whisper says:
*Dies*
[email protected] says:
*burns the body*
Whisper says:
*Screams can be heard in Salem.. as his body crisps to a
nice cajun style char!!*
[email protected] says:
Cajun Style?
Whisper says:
yeah, you know.. burnt
Whisper says:
and spicy
Whisper says:
lamo
Whisper says:
lmao*
[email protected] says:
-.- I won't even comment
Whisper says:
Fine.. *Pouts*... I thought it was funny!
Whisper says:
Plbbbb.. turd
[email protected] says:
I'm sorry.. I don't share old people humor
Whisper says:
Hey, did you get my E-Mails yesterday?
Whisper says:
lmao..
[email protected] says:
Yes.. *nods*
Whisper says:
did you like em?
[email protected] says:
Your a nut case
Whisper says:
"The Croc Hunter in Afghanistan".. lmmfao..
Whisper says:
you want me to send you more?
[email protected] says:
Feel free
Whisper says:
Sending .. "The Croc Hunter in Afghanistan"..
[email protected] says:
Your crazy very crazy
Whisper says:
This is crazy.. it's sent
[email protected] says:
*sighs* To much free time
Whisper says:
Not enough free time
Whisper says:
I get sent jokes and stuff all day long..
from "Makesmesmile.com"
[email protected] says:
Lol
[email protected] says:
Micket.. Mickey... Micken.. Marker.. What you doin now?
Whisper says:
Finishin' up my mail
Whisper says:
did you get yours?
[email protected] says:
*nods*
Whisper says:
Aaaand?
Whisper says:
Did you look at it and laugh your ass off?
[email protected] says:
*thwaps*
Whisper says:
Well?
[email protected] says:
I think your a loon..
Whisper says:
damnit boy,.. did you laugh?
Whisper says:
Or did you roll your eyes?
Whisper says:
*Like a hippy*.. Contemporiiiiize... maaaaannn
[email protected] says:
Hipp isn't spelled with a "y" Its spelled with a "ie"
*S*
Whisper says:
*Smack*
[email protected] says:
Ouch... What?
Whisper says:
Tell me how to spell.. why I oughta
[email protected] says:
*Sighs* Why I out too *Ducks*
Whisper says:
*Smacks hisself*..
Whisper says:
Do... do you see.... *Sniff*.. how you.. *Sob*.. are??!?!
[email protected] says:
What?
Whisper says:
Nevermind!.. *Whines*
Whisper says:
lmao
Whisper says:
you're a dork
[email protected] says:
*just not saying a thing*
Whisper says:
*Gives you a wedgie*
[email protected] says:
*bites your nose*
Whisper says:
*stomps on your toes*
[email protected] says:
*pokes you in the eye*
Whisper says:
*Grabs his "Croc Hunter" box cutter*
[email protected] says:
Lmao
Whisper says:
*yawns*
[email protected] says:
*Hugs you*
Whisper says:
*hugs b ack..*..
[email protected] says:
Poor Micket what did you do now?
Whisper says:
Nuffin.. just bored
[email protected] says:
Do something
Whisper says:
I'm trying
[email protected] says:
I see
Whisper says:
Hmm.. let's go play a game
[email protected] says:
game?
Whisper says:
yeah, at pogo
Whisper says:
or flipside or something
[email protected] says:
*shrugs*
Whisper says:
les go
Whisper says:
you're not on cs?
[email protected] says:
I'm on Cs.
Whisper says:
Hmm.. are you invisible?
[email protected] says:
Yes I am
Whisper says:
Ahh.. see how smart I am!
Whisper says:
so, let's go to pogo.. *Grabs you by the hand..*.. let's go
[email protected] says:
Ooo Mickey.. *points to your hand8 I don't go that
Whisper says:
*Gets behind you, and shoves you into pogo* (Prefect
comment here as well 'I don't go that either.. I prefer
top)
Whisper says:
Whadya wanna play?
[email protected] says:
I dun know *shoved*
Whisper says:
Dominoes?
Whisper says:
lmao
[email protected] says:
-.- I dun know how to play that game.
Whisper says:
it's easy
[email protected] says:
Well that cause your old
[email protected] says:
*just ate a funny tasting candy* *will die soon* *Hugs*
Whisper says:
lmao
[email protected] says:
*shrugs*
[email protected] says:
*going to play bingo*
Whisper says:
oooh, bingo.. i'll be right there
[email protected] says:
Hehe
Whisper says:
what room are you in?
Whisper says:
bingo... *Sings*.. aaaaaaand bingo was his name-o
Whisper says:
what's yer name?
[email protected] says:
Huh?
Whisper says:
hey.. you!!
Whisper says:
what room are you in ?
[email protected] says:
*couldn't get in*
Whisper says:
d'oh
Whisper says:
so, you're not on pogo?
[email protected] says:
I'm on Pogo.. just no bingo
[email protected] says:
it rhymes
Whisper says:
what are you in then
Whisper says:
no it doesn't rhyme
[email protected] says:
yes it does
Whisper says:
pogo, and bingo DO NOT rhyme!
Whisper says:
where are you at?
[email protected] says:
Say it out loud you dork!
[email protected] says:
I dun know yet
Whisper says:
ogo... ingo.. .. it don't rhyme
Whisper says:
just the "go" part of it.. and that's lame
Whisper says:
lmao
[email protected] says:
Oye
Whisper says:
well.. let me know what room your goin' in
Whisper says:
try bingo again
Whisper says:
blackout.. rainbow connection
[email protected] says:
*nods*
Whisper says:
did you make it in?
[email protected] says:
Nope
Whisper says:
find a place
Whisper says:
ooh.. did you know that their fixin to come out with star
wars.. episode II?
[email protected] says:
Not another.
[email protected] says:
Oh thats great!
Whisper says:
I think it's cool
[email protected] says:
*nods* ^.^
[email protected] says:
*pokes you in the arm with a knife
[email protected] says:
**
Whisper says:
*Bleeds.. and curses..*.. find a room to play a game in!!1
[email protected] says:
*pokes again*
Whisper says:
*Storms over to you.. yankin' ya into somewhere..*..
Whisper says:
*Pokes you with the .. umm.. with the.. plunger!!*
[email protected] says:
8Blinks*
[email protected] says:
You use funny words.. "Yanking".. lmao..
Whisper says:
you use funny words too.. "poke"
[email protected] says:
I know.
[email protected] says:
Te gusta Lechon Martillo?
Whisper says:
I forgot what that was again
[email protected] says:
Yes or no
[email protected] says:
Hehe
Whisper says:
Umm.. no
[email protected] says:
Good answer
Whisper says:
*Beams*..
Whisper says:
*Dances and sings..*
[email protected] says:
Brb *Just cut himself*
[email protected] says:
*dances with you*
Whisper says:
way to go you whole ass of a knife cutter you!
[email protected] says:
I'll stop cutting myself when Gumby does.
Whisper says:
Heh.. I won't even go there
[email protected] says:
Don't. *Sighs* Te gust lama el gato?
Whisper says:
what do you want with my cat?
[email protected] says:
To light it on fire..
[email protected] says:
No Te gusta* lama el gato?
Whisper says:
Que significa.. lama?
[email protected] says:
*looks for Lys*
Whisper says:
Lysii no here
Whisper says:
Lysie*
Whisper says:
*Stomach growls..*.. Oooh, i'm hungry
[email protected] says:
*Hands you some noodles*
Whisper says:
*eats the noodles..*.. Ramen?
[email protected] says:
Organic Ramen
Whisper says:
ewww.. you mean like iron fortified.. fiber type of shit?
[email protected] says:
Yes..
Whisper says:
ewwwww... *Barfs*
[email protected] says:
*sigh*
[email protected] says:
Your just not the eviormental type
Whisper says:
nope.. I recycle.. well.. sort of
Whisper says:
Hey, i'm gonna go eat
Whisper says:
i'm starving
Whisper says:
i'll be back in 30
Whisper says:
12:20 my time
Whisper says:
*nod nod*.. don't miss me too much
[email protected] says:
mhm
Whisper says:
see you in a few
Whisper says:
i'm back
[email protected] says:
Wb!
Whisper says:
thanks
[email protected] says:
What did you eat?
Whisper says:
dijon chicken breast, and oven baked potatoes..
[email protected] says:
ew
Whisper says:
Yeah, it was quite.. untasty..
Whisper says:
but if i'm gonna spend $3 on it.. then i'm gonna eat it
Whisper says:
*nods*.. no refunds given you know?
Whisper says:
*sighs*
[email protected] says:
*Gives you three dollars*
Whisper says:
lmao
Whisper says:
what a dork
[email protected] says:
Thats all I have left.. after buying a ride on a boat..to
the states..
Whisper says:
I'll give it back when you get to my place
Whisper says:
*nod*
Whisper says:
When you leavin?
[email protected] says:
A week I think
Whisper says:
cool..
Whisper says:
My wife dun think you'll come down..
[email protected] says:
Over and down*
Whisper says:
*Shrugs*.. I don't know either.. but if you do.. I think
that would be very cool..
Whisper says:
yeah.. over*
[email protected] says:
Over and down!
[email protected] says:
*Shrugs* I need to get my chemstry set though.. I don't
feel like buying a third.. *Pulls on your hair*
Whisper says:
Your bringin your chemistry set with you?
Whisper says:
Cool.. you can make me some drugs.. lmao
[email protected] says:
-.- Fine..
Whisper says:
wOO HOO!!
Whisper says:
lol..
[email protected] says:

Whisper says:

[email protected] says:
What?
Whisper says:
You're so funny.. I love you!
Whisper says:
lmao
Whisper says:
({)
[email protected] says:
}~
[email protected] says:
Mickey do you have eurotophobia?
Whisper says:
Eurotowhatia?
Whisper says:
lmao.. you have to look at my journal.. I custom made the
colors and such.. it's great!
[email protected] says:
Lol..
[email protected] says:
Mickey do have erotophobia?
Whisper says:
Eurotowhatia?
[email protected] says:
Well?
Whisper says:
I don't think so.. no
Whisper says:
.. no I don't have eurotophobia.. I don't
have any phobias for all that matters!
Whisper says:
Lamer = ...
Whisper says:
d'oh
Whisper says:
Aye chai lai
Whisper says:
.
[email protected] says:
its not that hard!
Whisper says:
I took Spanish like... sheesh.. 10yrs ago
Whisper says:
I don't remember shit like that
[email protected] says:
Lol.. 10 years
Whisper says:
Yeah, so
Whisper says:
In Junior High school.. I was like 15/16
Whisper says:
that's 10yrs ago
Whisper says:
I'll tell you boy.. when you get here.. i'm gonna be like
your daddy..
Whisper says:
lmao.. no givin me a hard time!
[email protected] says:
Sorry.. I forgot you were THAT old..
Whisper says:
*smack*
[email protected] says:
*cries*
Whisper says:
I don't look that old.. really
Whisper says:
Here.. *Hands him the same tissue that was given to him*
Whisper says:
Go look at my new color scheme for my journal.. *Beams with
Leo pride*
[email protected] says:
*nods* *Mummbles some thing about old people*
Whisper says:
*nods* * Mumbles, with only one m.. something.. one word..
about young people*
[email protected] says:
*kicks* -.- I like my spelling better..
Whisper says:
lmao..
Whisper says:
did you see, did you see?
[email protected] says:
Its pink
Whisper says:
Can you tell that I like the color purple?
[email protected] says:
I see pink
Whisper says:
it's purple.. there's a little pink, but that's becuase it
goes with the purple..
[email protected] says:
Its blinding
Whisper says:
*Sniff*.. you like it better the other way?
[email protected] says:
Maybe with out so much pink?
Whisper says:
it's.... PURPLE!!
Whisper says:
not royal purple though
Whisper says:
too dark of purple, and you can't see the text
[email protected] says:
Just get rid of the pink
Whisper says:
There, how's that?
[email protected] says:
Still pink.. *gafs*
Whisper says:
*Narrows his eyes..*..
Whisper says:
*Sighs*
Whisper says:
I give up..
[email protected] says:
My poor virgin eyes.. *Sighs*
[email protected] says:
Will you take me to the movies?
[email protected] says:
The mall?
[email protected] says:
The store?
[email protected] says:
The park?
[email protected] says:
A soccer game?
Whisper says:
I'll take ya to the mall.. and the store.. and the movies..
maybe the park.. but you can screw the soccer game!
[email protected] says:
Screw the soccer game?
[email protected] says:
*sniffles*
Whisper says:
I can't stand soccer..
[email protected] says:
*topples*
Whisper says:
We got a couple of baseball diamonds out here though
Whisper says:
and an amusement park
Whisper says:
and and.. some malls
[email protected] says:
Screw the baseball.. Soccer is better..
Whisper says:
your coming to Ogden, Utah!.. only 40 minutes from down
town Salt Lake City, home of the 2002 Winter Olympics
Whisper says:
*All sarcastic like..*.. whoopeeee
[email protected] says:
I wanna go to the Olympics? Can we got to the Olympics?
Please?!?!
Whisper says:
Do you wanna get bombed?
Whisper says:
you know.. this isn't gonna be the safest place when the
olympics get here!
Whisper says:
check out my journal now.. tell me what you think.. no..
theres no more pink
Whisper says:
*Sighs*
[email protected] says:
Yes I want to get bombed.. and.. Who cares about
safety? I plan to get you arrested.
[email protected] says:
All I see is fucking pink!
Whisper says:
hehe.... my wife will make sure that you stay in jail
Whisper says:
there is no fucking pink!
Whisper says:
exit, and go back.. it's fuckin' purple!!!
Whisper says:
that is the name of the color of the text... PURPLE!!
Whisper says:
lmao.. shit!
Whisper says:
you want pink?
Whisper says:
I'll give your whole ass some pink!
[email protected] says:
Its fucking pink!
[email protected] says:
*Sighs* *will get Wifey in jail too*
Whisper says:
there, is that purple enough for you?
Whisper says:
it's hard to read now
Whisper says:
*Sighs*
[email protected] says:
Its still pink
Whisper says:
*Pulls out his bowling ball.. *.. It's fucking purple I
tell you!!
[email protected] says:
*Gags, covers his eyes*
Whisper says:
now.. that's pink!!
Whisper says:
and even it dun look like pink
Whisper says:
that's kind of cool though too
Whisper says:
Hmm
[email protected] says:
*tramatized*
[email protected] says:
*can't even spell right*
Whisper says:
trauma*tized
Whisper says:
*G*
[email protected] says:
see!
[email protected] says:
*gouges out his eyes*
Whisper says:
There... how's that?
Whisper says:
I like it.. i'm keeping it this way!!
[email protected] says:
But its pink! Its blinding!
Whisper says:
It's not pink damnit!
Whisper says:
daaayum
[email protected] says:
Whatever you say old man
[email protected] says:
I think your blind
Whisper says:
lmao.. I think you need to check the colors on your
computer!
Whisper says:
speaking of computers.. what computer are you on?
Whisper says:
Do you have a laptop?
[email protected] says:
Laptop
Whisper says:
Ahh.. *Sighs*.. Hurry and leave Spain.. and come stay with
us
Whisper says:
for a while.. to visit.. you know.. over and down here
[email protected] says:
Hehe. Build a bomb
[email protected] says:
Make some drugs.
[email protected] says:
Do some shopping
Whisper says:
No building bombs..
Whisper says:
make drugs.. okay..
Whisper says:
shopping.. okay
Whisper says:
doing drugs... okay
Whisper says:
i'll show you the sites!
[email protected] says:
Bomb sites
Whisper says:
lmao...
[email protected] says:
Not even a small chlorine Bomb?
[email protected] says:
Hm?
[email protected] says:
Please?
Whisper says:
Well.. I can take you to Hill Air Force Base museum, and
show you the bombers that they have there
Whisper says:
Big ass HUGE bombers..
[email protected] says:
Lol.Cool.
Whisper says:
*Shrugs*.. it's the closest to a bomb your getting to at my
house!
Whisper says:
I do have children you know!
[email protected] says:
I know.
Whisper says:
So.. you are comin to visit though!.. for sure?
Whisper says:
I'm excited as shit to finally meet you ya know!
[email protected] says:
Will be dead in a day
[email protected] says:
***
Whisper says:
why do you say that?
Whisper says:
Hmm?... Did you rip off some spaniards?
[email protected] says:
Yea. *nods*
Whisper says:
did you really?
Whisper says:
You dumb ass.. get out of there like.. umm.. now!!
[email protected] says:
Naw.
Whisper says:
naw what?.. naw you didn't, or naw you're not leaving now?
[email protected] says:
Naw I'm not leaving now
Whisper says:
*Rolls his eyes*
[email protected] says:
*S*
Whisper says:
But.. could you answer my question please?
[email protected] says:
What question?
Whisper says:
If you ARE coming to Utah, then we have to prepare the
place.. and make it comfortable for my boy!
Whisper says:
you are coming to Utah for sure, right?
[email protected] says:
*nods*
[email protected] says:
All i need is some foil and chlorine
Whisper says:
I have foil.. lmao
Whisper says:
why do you need that?
Whisper says:
for a chlorine bomb?.. I told you no!
[email protected] says:
Come on!
[email protected] says:
I have done it 100 times.
Whisper says:
I don't care..
Whisper says:
you're bringing no bombs to my house!
Whisper says:
It's a police sub-station!.. *nods*
[email protected] says:
Cool!
Whisper says:
Oh great.. me and my big mouth
[email protected] says:
I'm going to have fun now!
Whisper says:
If you get in trouble.. I don't know you
Whisper says:
*nod nod*
Whisper says:
*Passes out*
[email protected] says:
*Hugs* But daddy.. you made me do it! *sniff* I never
wanted too mister officer.. he told me too.. I'm a
good kid.. *sniffles*
Whisper says:
Officer, I don't know this kid, he sais he's from Spain.. I
think he might be wanted there for selling some bad dope to
the Spaniards.. feel free to take him away now officer
[email protected] says:
Lol. *Hugs* You wnat me to make drugs..
[email protected] says:
want*
Whisper says:
*nod nod*
Whisper says:
yeah yeah..
Whisper says:
*Runs around in circles.. chanting..*.. Drugs, drugs,
drugs, drugs
[email protected] says:
*sighs* Me and you are goingto end up in jail Wifey too
Whisper says:
No.. we're gonna end up in jail, and i'm gonna end up
divorced!
Whisper says:
lmao..
[email protected] says:
Divorced?
silenttho[email protected] says:
We're not married.
Whisper says:
not to you, you moron
Whisper says:
lmao..
[email protected] says:
Dun worry.. when your 75.. I tell you look good..
Whisper says:
*laughs out loud*
[email protected] says:
*sighs* I'm so under appericated..
Whisper says:
And i'll have you get me beers and make me dinner to bitch
Whisper says:
lmao.. j/k
[email protected] says:
I'm happy we're not married.. I would have killed you by
now
Whisper says:
I don't make my wife do anything, if fact.. if I ask her to
do something for me.. like grab me a drink.. she'll go..
.. and if she asks me to do it.. i just do..
[email protected] says:
Mhm
Whisper says:
talk about a delayed reaction.. lmao
Whisper says:
So, how long you gonna stay with us?
Whisper says:
Hmm.. a couple of days.. a week, month.. forever?
[email protected] says:
Forever.. I think I have to corrupt your childern
Whisper says:
I'll adopt you..
Whisper says:
I told my wife that you wanted me to adopt you, she
said... ."no more children"
Whisper says:
And she looks forward to your cooking1
Whisper says:
!*
Whisper says:
and me too.. *Gets excited..*..
[email protected] says:
0.0
Whisper says:
I shouldn't get excited for you to come out here though..
you probably won't
Whisper says:
*Sighs*... have I told you yet, that your my best friend
online justin?
[email protected] says:
-.- And your my best best friend.. everywhere.. cause
you don't want to kill me yet.
Whisper says:
yet?..
Whisper says:
I have a best friend out here.. but.. I havn't seen him in
ages..
Whisper says:
I really look forward to your visit Justin.. I really do!
Whisper says:
you can stay as long as you'd like
Whisper says:
*nods, and encourages*
[email protected] says:
Hehe*Hugs* can i go to work with you?
[email protected] says:
As long as you don't work in a strip joint its cool
Whisper says:
I work in a bowling alley
Whisper says:
So yeah.. I guess you could come to work with me..
Whisper says:
you can come watch me bowl in my league too.. if you want..
lmao
Whisper says:
i'm in a tournament on the 18th..
[email protected] says:
Yea!
Whisper says:
yeah!
Whisper says:
lol..
[email protected] says:
Can I drive?
Whisper says:
Umm.. no
[email protected] says:
Why?
Whisper says:
My car dun have insurance
[email protected] says:
Yea.. I don't think i should drive either...


Of course.. there is more.. but.. i got lazy.. I love
Micket.. crazy loon! That was my day