ergot and the ju ju queen
1. IF YOU OWNED EDIBLE UNDERWEAR
WHAT FLAVOR WOULD THEY
strawberry and cream.. :)
2. WOULD YOU EAT IT?
only if I was sharing it with someone..
3. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOPPED LIKE A PIZZA?
yes.. well only with body chocolate.. yummm
4. EVER STRIPPED?
oh yes.. to tease: in the bedroom, in the bathroom, in the
loungeroom, in the spare room, in the kitchen, in my
office.. and on cam.. :)
5. EVER STREAKED?
not in public..
6. EVER SKINNY DIPPED?
no.. but it's something I definitely will do.. sometime
soon I hope.. :)
7. EVER SEEN A DEAD PERSON?
never, and I don't want to.
8. EVER SEEN "THE LIGHT"?
9. WAS IT BRIGHT?
Changed my life.. hehe
10. EVER BEEN ATTACKED BY A WILD ANIMAL?
Umm.. kind of..
11. EVER SEEN A GHOST?
no I don't think so..
12. EVER SEEN A UFO?
13. EVER BEEN TO A CONCERT?
yes, lots.. I love concerts.. :)
14. EVER MOSHED?
15. BREAK ANYTHING?
bones? yes.. my right arm, trying to jump over the fence at
an international cricket match (Australia vs West Indies)..
trying to get an autograph, and my shorts caught on the
fence and over I went.. hehe
16. EVER BEEN IN A FIGHT?
I'm a lover, not a fighter.. ;)
17. EVER BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT?
Yes, my friends thought I was jinxed.. lol First one, when
I was 11, we rolled on a dirt road.. I've been paranoid and
scared going around corners or of the tyres going into the
dirt on the side of the road ever since. It's a powerful
fear. And then when I was about 19.. I was in three car
accidents in about as many weeks.. and was in the passenger
seat for all of them. One of them.. we skidded and hit a
tree coming down from the "lovers spot" on Mt Archer.. and
if we didn't hit the tree, we would have gone over the
edge.. we made these shirts afterwards.. "I survived Mt
Archer May 1992" or whenever it was.. ;) Sicko's huh? lol
18. EVER MASTURBATED?
19. FOR SOMEONE ELSE?
now *there's* a number.. oh yes...
21. EVER HAVE BLUE BALLS?
22. MOST FARTS IN ONE DAY?
I don't fluff... ;)
23. LONGEST TIME EVER TALKED ON PHONE:
13 hours.. with my boyfriend when I was at uni. We started
at 5pm.. and talked all through the night, until 6am.. then
had to get ready to go to early morning lectures.. :)
24. LONGEST TIME WENT WITHOUT SEX?
umm 22 years? :) Until I was with my husband (well just
before we got married actually.. ooh ahh.. we couldn't
wait. But I did wait for him.. :) And i'm glad of that.
Proud of it.
25. LONGEST TIME YOU'VE HAD SEX?
umm.. must have been long and good because I can't recall..
26. WEIRDEST PLACE YOU'VE HAD SEX?
on the beach.. or on deck in a marina surrounded by other
yachts and people.. or on a park bench.. or under the
lighthouse.. or in the back seat.. or in the shower.. or
while swimming in the ocean.. ummm I think that's all.
27. EVER BEEN CAUGHT?
no.. but that would be both embarrassing and strangely
28. EVER EATEN A BUG?
29. EVER HAD STITCHES?
Yes, 8 stitches in my head. Ouch..
30. BREAK A BONE?
Yes.. as mentioned before..
31. SHAVED YOUR HEAD?
Never.. However, I've shaved down...oh never mind.. hehe
32. CUT OWN HAIR?
yes many times.. much to my own detriment.. lol
33. DYE YOUR HAIR?
34. IF SO WHAT COLOR?
Usually much the same colour as my natural colour.. which
makes my friends laugh.. :)
35. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SUICIDE?
36. EVER BEEN TO A COUNSELOR?
Not really.. (pre-marriage counselling count?)
37. EVER HAD SOMEONE SLEEP IN YOUR BED WITH YOU?
Yes, my husband every night.. my son.. and before that.. my
first bf (yuck) only one night.. and my bf from uni several
times.. (he was soooo good to me..) and my best friend L
lots and lots of times.. my brother a few times.. my sister
lots.. my mum a few times.. ummm I think that's all.. oh
once I slept on the Singing Ship (a statue type thing.. )
in public, with my best friend L, and three of our
boyfriends.. lol That was fun.
38. EVER SLEPT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BED?
39. DO DRUGS?
I have never even *seen* drugs...
40. EVER GET DRUNK?
Yes.. lol About 4 or 5 times now. My first time, last
year.. had a tequila night with one of my friends. We had
12 tequila slammers.. for our very very first go at
drinking seriously like that.. lol IT was hilarious and I
loved it! We video'd the whole thing.. what a laugh. WE
ended up on the kitchen floor together, on our backs..
laughing and laughing.. :)
41. IF SO ON WHAT?
as above.. tequila.. :) And don't even mention red wine to
42. MOST ANNOYING COLOR:
would have to be orange.. although an orange kombi could
43. LONGEST WORK DAY EVER WORKED:
ummm.. hey besides everything else I am and do.. I'm a wife
and mother.. my work day never ends.. ;) hehe
44. WORST JOB POSSIBLE:
I couldn't be someone who had to clean an adult's poo..
just couldn't. A baby? no probs.. but an adult.. oh I'd
45. EVER SAID PUT IT IN MY MOUTH:
ummm.. does.. "I want to suck you sooo much" count?
46. WORST PRESENT EVER RECEIVED:
I usually like anything given to me.. :) Easily pleased.
47. EVER GET/GIVE A LAP DANCE:
I've given a few in my time, yes.. :) Love feeling the
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Ju Ju Queen.. xx