Heart of Tanglewood
The Ravings of a Teenage Girl
IM
All these people put on these IM's with people so I though
I'd do it too. This is a conversation my brother had with
his friend (with my notes of course) The s/n's have been
changed.
Mybrother:did you warn me?
Hisfriend:why did you get off
Hisfriend:huh???
Mybrother:someone warned me
Hisfriend:about what like fire
Hisfriend:tidal wave!!!!
Mybrother:never mind
Hisfriend:FIRE!!!
Hisfriend:THUNDER!!!
Mybrother:dumbass
Hisfriend:TORNADO!!!!
Hisfriend:NOOOOOOO!!!
Mybrother:dumbass
Hisfriend:I know im just kidding
Mybrother:check mail, I sent u a pic of me that you should
send 2 people
Hisfriend:k
Mybrother:you probably won't send it to ginny because she'll
dump u, and go for me.
Hisfriend:HA HA HA Its brad pitt!
Mybrother:WHAT?? IT'S ME IDIOT!
Hisfriend:I know im making good fun
Mybrother:ok
Hisfriend:HA HA HA LOL
Hisfriend:Im kidding
Mybrother:I thought u were just a dumbass
Mybrother:why do you want it?
Hisfriend:real tough guy real sensative too
Mybrother:w/e
Hisfriend:oh i got nothing else to do
Hisfriend:what is w/e
Mybrother:ok... good
Hisfriend:???
Mybrother:whatever: w/e
Hisfriend:ohhh
Mybrother:u send it?
Mybrother:oops
Mybrother:U seen it?
Hisfriend:g2g for sec
Mybrother:ok
Mybrother:u miss your bro?
Mybrother:I'm talking to him
Hisfriend:so m i dont
Hisfriend:he'll get all pissed
Mybrother:he doesn't mind
Hisfriend:i'll tell you if i see ginny online
Mybrother:what's her s/n
Mybrother:I won't talk to her, I promise
Mybrother:are u there stu (stu is the name of his friend)?
Hisfriend:FDFD
Mybrother:???
Hisfriend:KLFJKLSGJASL;K
Mybrother:????
Hisfriend:FJSKFJIM GOING MADKJGKAS;LKGJSAL;
Hisfriend:AKJFHASJHASDGKHJ
Hisfriend:HSAHLFJSALHJFASJ
Hisfriend:AGGHDJHASGAHLAHHHJKLJFAK
Hisfriend:KJLSDJFSAJKFNOOOOOJFKLAJG
Mybrother:oh, I always knew you had tiret syndrome
Mybrother:is stu there, or has he died of a nervous
breakdown?
Mybrother:?
Mybrother:?
Mybrother:?
Mybrother:?
Mybrother:?
Mybrother:?
Mybrother:?
Mybrother:?
Mybrother:?
Hisfriend:GFL;KASRJOKGAJK
Mybrother:stu, quit it
Mybrother:seriously, can you talk to me
Mybrother:please
Mybrother:I'm gonna call you if you don't stop!!!
Hisfriend:SORRY
Mybrother:ok
Mybrother:have you seen the pic
Mybrother:ARE YOU ALIVE?!!!!!!!
Mybrother:STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU
STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU STU
Mybrother:STU STU STU STU
Mybrother:STU STU
Mybrother:STU
Mybrother:STU
Mybrother:STU STU STU STU STU
Mybrother:STU STU STU STU STU (stu is the name of his
friend)
Hisfriend:YES IM DOING MY HOMEWORK!!!!
Mybrother:ok, I was seeing if your alive
Mybrother:
Mybrother:fuckin math
Mybrother:is ginny online?
Hisfriend:NOT YET ILL TELL YOU IF SHE IS
Mybrother:why won't you tell me her screen name?
Mybrother:HELLO??!!
Mybrother:just answer one more question. I won't tell her I
know you at all
Mybrother:WHAT IS HER SCREEN NAME
Hisfriend:It's, hold on,
Hisfriend:*CLASSIFIED SECTION OF INSTANT MESSAGE, WILL NOT BE
SAVED*
Mybrother:really?
Hisfriend:dont talk to her just tell me if shes online please
Mybrother:ok
Mybrother:u can trust me
Mybrother:ok, ill leave u to your work
Hisfriend:I hope so otherwise shell know because im the only
person who knows it and she'll know i had to of told you
Mybrother:wrong
Mybrother:but, ok
Hisfriend:whats wrong
Mybrother:everyone who has a screen name is listed on a
public list
Mybrother:when their online
Hisfriend:wheere is this public list
Mybrother:it's only on the stand-alone of AIM
Mybrother:really, i swear!
Mybrother:i looked you up!
Hisfriend:sweet
Mybrother:i know
Hisfriend:cool g2g
Mybrother:cya
Hisfriend:call me if ginny show up
Hisfriend:k
Mybrother:ok, which line?
Mybrother:yours?
Hisfriend:(Someone's private number will not be saved)
Mybrother:ok, if your parents don't mind, ill tell em you
told me