Blonde And Dangerous
1.15 Celestial Navigation
1.15 Celestial Navigation
C.J.: Why'd he refuse the Breathalizer?
Toby: 'Cause he's a crazy man who's out to ruin my life.
Toby: Believe me when I tell you this, C.J. I will figure
out a way
to blame this on you.
C.J.: I have no doubt about that.
Leo: Have someone find his lawyer and talk to him. Sam,
Air Force Lear jet with its motor running. Fly to
County airport, rent a car, drive to Wesley, and get the
associate Justice of the Supreme Court outta jail. C.J.,
one reporter when he gets off that plane, I'm gonna blame
C.J.: Toby's got ya covered there.
Sam: Give me the bullet points.
C.J.: I understand this stuff.
C.J.: I really do.
Sam: I have complete confidence in you.
C.J.: Thank you.
Toby: Give him the bullet points.
C.J.: I feel bathed in your confidence as well, Toby.
Sam: Your teeth are the best friends you've got, C.J.
C.J.: They are?
Sam: You take care of them, they'll take care of you.
C.J.: When'd you start talking like this?
Sam: I'm nuts for dental hygiene.
C.J.: Go away. Now.
POTUS: "If the shoe fits." Is that the best she could do?
Leo: Of her many transgressions, Mr. President, let's not
about she resorted to cliche.
Sam: Folks, all this is gonna be covered in the two o'clock
briefing. The President's late for lunch with the U.N.
POTUS: Thank you everyone.
[POTUS gets up and they head back towards the Oval Office.]
POTUS: That went pretty well.
Leo: We'll fix it.
Toby: The U.N. ambassador is in Portugal.
Sam: Okay. My bad.
Sam: I'm using celestial navigation.
Toby: Hey, Galileo, get off at the next exit and turn the
Leo: Thanks. Having been born yesterday on a turnip
Josh: Yeah, I heard ya the first time, I was just amusing
C.J.: I can suggest some othew things you can do wiff
C.J.: I can't do the bwiefing.
Josh: Why not?
C.J.: I can't ewen *say* bwiefing.
Josh: Sorry, did... did you just say my name?
C.J.: You get howstiwe.
Josh: I get... hot stuff?
C.J.: Howstiwe, howstiwe. You get howstiwe!
Josh: I don't get hostile! I don't get randomly hostile, I
hostile when hostility's called for.
Josh: Let me tell you something, mi compadre. You guys have
coddled. I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not your camp
I'm not your sixth grade teacher you had a crush on. I'm a
of Harvard and Yale and I believe that my powers of debate
to meet the Socratic wonder that is the White House Press
Josh: What's going on?
Toby: Sam feels we're zeroing in on it.
Josh: You haven't found it yet?
Toby: We've been navigating by the North Star, which turned
be the Delta shuttle from LaGuardia. It's a miracle we're
Nantucket right now.
Sam: Let me tell you something. If we'd have stayed on the
parkway instead of getting off at exit 29 and going east to
Greenwich, I don't think we'd have wound up in Bridgeport
Toby: Shut up.
C.J.: You wewe vague, you wewe howstiwe, you wewe
Toby: Have you fallen on your head?
Toby: Have you fallen down and hit your head on something
C.J.: A secwet pwan to fight infwation!
Toby: Okay, C.J., for a little while you're going to have
to write it
Leo: How the hell did they find him in Nova Scotia?
Josh: They have telephones in Nova Scotia, Leo. It's not
C.J.: The Pwesident needs to be bwiefed on the events of
Toby: C.J., so help me if you use the words "Pwesident" or
Charlie: Good morning, Mr. President. It's Charlie. I hope--
POTUS: What could you possibly want right now?
Charlie: Sir, it's 6:30 a.m. and--
POTUS: In the morning?
Charlie: Yes sir. And I wanted to remind you that--
POTUS: I mean, what in the name of everything holy could
Charlie: Sir. I need you to dig in now. It wasn't a
really are the President.
Josh: No, I did not. Let me be absolutely clear, I did not
Except, yes, I did that.
Josh: Sir, there was this idiotic round robin. It was
There's no way they didn't know that. They were just mad at
imposing discipline and calling them stupid!
POTUS: Okay, before we go on. C.J., if blood is gushing
head wound you just received from a stampeding herd of
*you'll* do the press briefing.
POTUS: You said you were gonna fix it.
Leo: I did fix it.
POTUS: It's broken again, Leo.
Mendoza: They pulled me over because I look like my name is
Mendoza and I'm coming to rob your house.