nin137

Nick's Journal
2001-10-22 06:33:00 (UTC)

Me and the weekend

So this weekend is sweet atleast what i can remember
thereof. Nothing but being lazy and what fun it is! I'm
getting sorta sick of the surrounding world. People are
way too apocalyptic now-a-days and melodramatic. So here's
an antidote for those idiots.

First of all. Joe and I want to go and play golf on
friday. and the course is all booked! sure fine, except
for it's fucking first come first serve! so how can it be
booked in half an hour from now? we're there, two other
guys are there. meaning if spaced at 9 minute intervals we
get on in 18 minutes, not sunday the 3rd of november. god
damn, he was lucky i had just polished my seven iron and
didn't want to dirty it, or else i would have put the grand
canyon up in his cranium.

so i've decided what i'm going to be for halloween. with
some ingenuity from mark and juliann i was finally able to
find exactly what zany, fucked up, scary, monster i will
become............ A FRAT BOY!!! that's right folks! i'm
gonna become a gorilla only minus the intelligence. very
simply i'm gonna wear an abercrombie long sleeve shirt, a
vest, and i'm gonna get cardboard cutouts and staple them
to my chest. it'll show that i'm ready to die for my
frat. the letter? G-A-Y. don't worry your pretty little
head about it, i'll come up with it to make it look cool.
then to complete the costume, i will tape a blow up doll
(preferably female) onto my genitalia so as to mimic
fellatio. that way i can symbolize their misogynistic
views as well. now all i have to do is get cross-eyed and
start drooling and i'll be all set!

one funny thing i noticed. every time i go to emily's
apartment i always end up knocking on the wrong door.
actually it's not really funny, but dangerous. last time i
knocked on some crack heads door. it took him forever to
open, and then when i asked if emily was there he gave me a
frightened look. not a good thing when someone who takes
mind altering drugs that increase adrenaline, looks
scared. so i go back out into the hall and approach a
blind woman (no shit) and ask her where i can find the
apartment, her retort is "Eat your peas Raymond!!!" i
looked around and found no Raymond......i guess her
eyesight wasn't the only thing she lost.




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