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West Wing Quotes :: 2.05 - And It's Surely to Their Credit...

2.05 - And It's Surely to Their Credit

Bartlet: Sorry, everybody. This is going to be it. Four is
my lucky number.
Donna: This is take five, sir.
Bartlet: Five is my lucky number. 'Fifth Take Bartlet',
that's what Jack Warner used to call me.
Donna: Did you really know Jack Warner, Mr President?
Bartlet: Yeah, because I used to be a contract player in
Hollywood and I'm 97 years old.

CJ: Have you noticed that I'm one of the few people around
here whose nose isn't bent out of shape over Ainsley Hayes?
Toby: Yeah. Listen...
CJ: I'm serious!
Toby: You heard the news and you slammed the door so hard
you broke it. Okay - you heard the news and you broke the
White House.
CJ: Yeah, but I'm over it now.

CJ: Hey, has Leo told Tribbey about his new Associate
Council yet?
Toby: I'll check the wire to see if any maimings have been
reported.

Ainsley: I just wanna die.
Leo: That's the White House. You get used to that feeling.

Tribbey: I WILL KILL PEOPLE TODAY, LEO! I WILL KILL PEOPLE
WITH THIS CRICKET BAT!

Bartlet: Lionel Tribbey is a brilliant lawyer whom we
cannot live without. Or there'd be very little reason not
to put him in prison.

Donna: Take 17 looked like it was going to be a keeper,
till he went on elocution safari during the
word "protuberance".

Bartlet: Who cares, it's been 14 weeks! Do these curtains
close?
Abbey: Not here, Jed!
Bartlet: Yes, yes. You're right. WHERE?
Abbey: How about our bedroom?
Bartlet: New Hampshire is an hour and a half away by plane;
I don't think I have that kind of time.
Abbey: How about our bedroom in the residence?
Bartlet: YES! We have a bedroom right here in the building.
That was so smart!

Abbey: I have to fly to Cochrane's Mills, Pennsylvania.
Bartlet: Where the hell is Cochrane's Mills?
Abbey: Pennsylvania?

Leo: I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know we had
offices down here.
Ainsley: That bodes well for me...
Leo: I wonder what else we have down here?
Ainsley: Bats, possibly?

Ainsley: I'd like to do well on this, my first assignment.
Any advice you could give me that might point me the way of
success would be, by me, appreciated.
Tribbey: Well, not speaking in iambic pentameter might be a
step in the right direction.

Bartlet: (to Charlie) Would you like to get that smile off
your face before I send you on special assignment to the
Yukon?

Abbey: I'm going to the bathroom, where I'll change into a
special little garment I think you might enjoy.
Bartlet: Abbey, you have two minutes, or I swear to God I'm
gonna get Mrs Landingham drunk.

Sam: It was from Pinafore.
Tribbey: It's from Pinzance!
Sam: I hate to stick my head in the lion's mouth, but I
gotta ask - were YOU Recording Secretary for the Princeton
Gilbert & Sullivan Society for two years?
Tribbey: No, but then again I'm not a woman.
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Thanks Marie-Claude!!!!!!!
Hey, and she believes me!!!!!!! Whoo!

"And you can take my breath away"
Mara