seanopaddy

fat arse

i work next to a lad called mike. he weighs 206
pounds 'cause he has been a lazy bastard -- he should be
185 pounds.
i'm taller, and lazier, and weigh 238 -- i should be around
217 pounds.

SO -- beginning tomorrow we are seeing who can loose 21
pounds the fastest. i said we need a prize -- he said buy
lunch -- Chinese Monday. no way, jose, up the ante. so
we've a $25 bottle of dutyfree scotch on the table.

the weigh in is tomorrow. i'll bring in the scales and, in
a month or so, he'll bring in a bottle of scotch for me!