Blonde And Dangerous
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2001-10-16 22:09:27 (UTC)

shit. it's. cold.

NW Iowa sucks in the winter.

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one

bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench

from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't

for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you


Little Johnny replied. "My grandfather lived to be 107 years

old." The man asked, "Well sonny, did your grandfather eat 6

candy bars at a time?"

Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking


I found that in some Diaryland members diary, laughed my
ass off, then quickly forwarded it to all my friends. I
HATE forwards usually, but this was too good. Hehehe!
Shit. It's. Cold.

"You'll be sorry when i'm gone..."

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