Gone mental

Red faced chagrin

I ate a cookie… it’s been a very long time and now I want the whole damn box. I want to eat it in the kitchen, bedroom, basement, shower… if the neighbors wanted to watch me eat that cookie, I’d probably not give a shit. I want to eat it upside down, backwards… maybe even strapped down. I want to dip it in cream sauce and lick it like an ice cream cone in July. I want to live in that cookie for a while and let it make me get fat, over and over.

It’s been two years since I ate a cookie…

And I’m not talking about a cookie.