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2021-11-05 09:56:20 (UTC)

Worth Criminal in History

‎Friday, ‎5 ‎November ‎2021


Who's the most horrible criminal in the world?
After twenty years, it was inevitable. Caron McBride would someday be captured.

Having recently married, McBride walked into the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles to change her name. The clerk, unaware of McBride's history was calm in her ignorance. She softly asked McBride for an identification card. The letters were typed into the computer- M-c-B-r-i-d-e.

A look of fear enveloped the clerk's face. The onscreen notification gave the phone number the FBI. A felony warrant had been issued. McBride was a fugitive.

The police quickly arrived. Guns were pulled. McBride quietly surrendered without a shootout. The FBI arrived to take jurisdiction and return McBride to Arkansas.

It was a media circus. Headlines from Miami to Seattle, from San Diego to Bangor, Maine proclaimed the terrifying details:

Caron McBride had lent her Blockbuster card to her boyfriend, who used the card to check out the VHS tape, “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Episode 1-3”, for his three daughters. It had never been returned.
Due to the cries for mercy coming from the bleeding hearts, the district attorney chose not to prosecute. However, Caron McBride, “the most horrible crime in the world” was not able to expunge her history of mayhem. To this day, her felony arrest for embezzlement, freely available for the world to see on the internet, has protected the public from being horrifically victimized from further evils by this manipulative monster.


Due to the cries for mercy coming from the bleeding hearts, the district attorney chose not to prosecute. However, Caron McBride, “the most horrible crime in the world” was not able to expunge her history of mayhem. To this day, her felony arrest for embezzlement, freely available for the world to see on the internet, has protected the public from being horrifically victimized from further evils by this manipulative monster.



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