Lost for words at times
Life being a night shift carer
I wear more bodily fluids than you can ever possibley imagine.
No body part actually scares me, and l definately know more about your body parts than you do.
I've flipped bigger people than you in bed.
I get screamed at & smile
I'm not an early bird or a night owl i'm just some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
When l walk home dazed from my night shift and a stranger talks to me. It reminds me i'm still alive and they can see me.
I get very excited, at the sight of day staff.
It's amazing, l have learnt the true meaning of fast food. As most of the time were grabbing food as were on our way to the next person.
And l definately know what that button is for in the bedroom, as if you press it l come running.
Just a few reasons why l love my job x