Thewill831

Uber adventures
2021-08-24 19:42:35 (UTC)

Vacation Time

I am 2 days away from going home and seeing my family for about 10 days. It has been 3 years since I last saw my father. I was going to go last year, but of course with Covid I couldn't. He is still hanging in there, although not very well. Last time I called him a few days ago, he shit his pants while we were on the phone. He hung up and called me back later on. My sister had an incident with him a few months ago of him doing the same thing in the Mall, apparently. I guess she had to clean him up in the bathroom What a nightmare that must have been for her. Anyway, my half sister is visiting too, my dad's daughter from a previous marriage. It will be good to see her, she is funny and very beautiful. A happy soul. I am already thinking about my last days there and coming back. Its going to be hard. The last time I was there, the last day when I said goodbye to my father in his nursing home, he started crying. Do you know how hard it is to see your dad cry because you're leaving and he misses you? I'm just going to keep doing what I always do, try to stay in the moment and enjoy my time here on Earth, cuz brother its gone in a flash.
I had an incident at Petsmart the other day where my asshole magnet must have been on again. I had taken Cali and Johnny there to get a couple things. There was a big guy in there with his dog. Of course Johnny and Cali were trying to get at him. I had them firmly under control on their leashes. He was walking by the front of the store and his dog pissed on the floor. He made a half assed attempt to clean it up. He kind of wiped it up with a paper towel, but you could still see the liquid on the floor even after he had done that. He went around the corner, down another aisle. I took Johnny and Cali in the same direction because I was still looking for some more stuff. When I got around the corner, he looked up and said "Really?", like I was following his dumb ass or something. I should have said something. I should have really said something about him not picking up his dogs piss. But I was on the move anyway so I let it go. People are such idiots!
What else do I want to write about? Ok, I've got a funny story/incident with Brad that Ill mention. I was coming out of TBay the other day to head to another casino. I had taken one of those Delta 8 gummies earlier and was feeling pretty slow. I described it at the time like I was feeling like I was underwater. There was this woman standing by the bus stop. Now in my underwater and slightly inebriated state, I thought she almost looked kinda cute. We talked and she said she was heading to another casino. I told her I could take her, that I was a professional driver (I use that line alot). She came with me, but I decided to stop by Brad's place first to see if maybe he wanted to come or try to bang this skank. We had a beer there, Brad seemed kind of annoyed that I had brought her to his place. We went to the HR casino. Brad and the skank went to go play his freeplay. I went to the bar, I told them I was going to get us all drinks. Well, I got myself one, stayed at the bar for a few minutes to drink it, then headed out. I was getting tired and very hungry. I went to Pepe's, my happy place. Brad texted me and asked me where I was at. I told him, and he was super annoyed that I had left. I told him to just catch an uber home, it would only cost like $5. He texted me back an FU. He didnt talk to me for a couple days. I was actually ok with that. I was going to apologize to him anyway. I was going to wait until I came back from vacation though. He called me Sunday night while I was with the wife. I wasn't going to answer at that time! But she went in to clean the office by the Prjct, and I called him back. We talked, laughed, and worked it out. I apologized to him. I was just trying to get him laid! He hasn't had any pussy in over a year man! I would think that he cant be too picky. Apparently the chick I had picked up had a big fat ass, and also had a scab or band aid hanging off her elbow. Didnt see that one, in the state I was in.




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