Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2021-07-11 17:56:28 (UTC)

Soapy Nuts

I've got soapy nuts.

I know what you're thinking, What's the Porky perv up to now, and why's the dirty devil telling us he's got soapy nuts.

Well you're wrong, it's not dirty, it's clean, in fact it's grren and clean. I've gone a bit green, and not due to the amount of alcohol I've drunk for once, or had a flashback memory thought of Big Bertha's beaver. I have purchased some soap nuts for washing laundry. I've been getting a bit itchy irritated using the super powered biological one thousand additives added detergents lately so I'm giving soap nuts a try, good for me, good for the planet. There are mixed opinions about them on websites but I'm giving them a go. I've done one wash and they seem to have done a good job. An added bonus is the cost per wash is a fraction of supermarket detergents which leaves me more money tp spend on going out finding women who are interested another kind of soapy nuts.




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