Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2021-06-26 08:41:25 (UTC)

Alphabet 18plus

I was once trying to chat up a woman and she said to me, "Look Porky, I'll tell you what I look for and want from a man then you can stop spouting all your bullshit to to me"
"Do tell me" I replied
"Well it's quite simple" she said, "I want a man whose tongue can write the letters of the alphabet on my clitoris, it drives me crazy"
I looked at her and said, "Well tonight is your lucky night, I think you'll find my tongue is as fluent as me"
Well, we started having a fling and I'd spend many happy hours reciting the alphabet to her clitoris as she alphabeti orgasmed and everything was going nicely then one day I got a text from her saying it was over.

I rang her and asked what had gone wrong, "Nothing Porky" She said, "You're very good with your alphabet skills but I've met a China man, now that is an alphabet" and she put the phone down.




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