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2021-06-24 07:44:13 (UTC)

Cake & Penis Candles 🎂

I threw myself a pastel goth themed birthday on the 22 Tuesday. That shit was pretty fun and I made a punch bowl of Cosmo and I got fucked up real quick. Here's a rundown of what happened in bullet points ~ :

• My group of anime friends arrived first at 4 pm and I drank cosmo to calm my nerves. I was drunk when my childhood punk friends came at 5 pm. I greeted my ex DA'S poodle first.
• I got my old coworker 'Amy' to drink and got to know that she's just as big of a mess as I am. The difference is that she's a flirty drunk and she threw herself at my friend TB but later switched to my friend SG. Both of which weren't into it.
• Played beer bong and won but during that game I downed enough cosmo to black me out. I think I started to get cozy with my ex? And I think he didn't mingle with it. But not sure.
• I threw up a shit ton behind some potted plants which was captured on camera <3
•I don't remember this almost at all but I blew out my birthday cake with tiny penis shaped candles and immediately ran off to lay down on the floor.
• I went to the bathroom and came out to plate of cake thrown in my face. On video I hardly even reacted to it lol. I just registered it enough to go wash my face off.

At the end of the night I got to know my coworker 'Amy' alot better as a semi functional flirty alchohal lover. I guess I felt dissapointed in thinking that my ex didn't accept my affectionate advances? Maybe he did tho? Maybe I didn't even act mushy?? Either way in my mind I felt dissapointed and in bed I almost messaged my friend TB about wanting to fuck but I was conscious enough to call myself stupid and force myself to sleep. Here's to being 21 I guess ~ 🍹




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