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Through the Looking-Glass
2021-06-10 15:57:16 (UTC)
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Well I be damned, I'm a rooooooaaarrry lion

Anybody who knows me, knows I have an affinity with cats and their cousins, lions, panthers, cheetahs, and all the rest of their tribe. In fact, I had a very spontaneous black panther tattooed onto my back when I was only seventeen. She wears her claws with pride, protruding with her teeth out ready to pounce as he rides me from behind....hahaha..

I always said I was not a typical Virgo woman, I am fiery and far too spontaneous than the Virgo types. The things I've done in my life have been full throttle ahead, with courage and poise...I don't doubt my abilities and when I need to attack, when you mess with what and who is mine, fuck, you best run! And my sex? Primal, raw, drawing out the rage.

Turns out all this bloody time the majority of us have fallen under the wrong astrological star signs. NASA added the 13th sign because of the constellation shifts with the position of the Sun and NASA revealed that everything we thought we knew about the zodiac was a lie. That means 86% of people were born under a different constellation to our star sign based on how the sky exists today. NASA confirmed the sky today is completely different to how it was almost 3,000 years ago when the Babylonians first invented the 12 signs of the zodiac. The sky shifted because of Earth's axis (north pole) doesn't point in quite the same direction.

So yup, I am not a Virgo but a LEO! My daughter said, makes total sense with you mum, you are fiery! And it means my daughter is a Sagittarius! No wonder she embraces the adventures I take her on spontaneously without friction.

This also means 'my ex guy' is not an Aries but a Pisces! Makes sense because he is sensitive and very emotional.

This is the new order of dates and the added 13th sign (Which my nephew falls under)

Capricorn: Jan 20 - Feb 16
Aquarius: Feb 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug 10
Leo: Aug 10 – Sept 16
Virgo: Sept 16 – Oct 30
Libra: Oct 30 – Nov 23
Scorpio: Nov 23 – Nov 29
Ophiuchus: Nov 29 – Dec 17
Sagittarius: Dec 17 – Jan 20

But let's be real......signs or no signs, we're just who we are, and we become whoever we create ourselves to be :D However! Where is my LION! Lol...Let's ROOOOOAAAARRRR!




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