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2021-05-30 16:38:04 (UTC)

My Mummy is a sexy bitch :D

I used to write directly into my diary first and then spell/grammar check it after due to the fact that I really cannot be arsed to fluff around but this site and all its updates kept blanking the screen out halfway through writing a ton of twat and it got annoying, so now I write off-site and paste into my box....:D Mmm. Also, my writing is not something I tend to write slowly - it's a ton of shit pouring from out of my busy mind, a dropship for my pooey stuff, as so to speak so I can get on with concentrating on more important things. So that's what this diary is for me, a shit dropship. It's not a therapy or a need to entertain the guests (Hiya! Lol). It's not emotional upheavals or any other load of bollocks.

If I had 0 followers or a thousand, it makes no odds to me. I don't care for anyone's opinions either because, as I said, this is a shit dropship zooming on a spaceship of light speed through the universe of my shite; LMAO. You see, writing helps do that; yeah, I can compartmentalise. Still, I find mental dropshipping effectively makes room for the things I find essential to deliberate over and make decisions.

The dating game is just that - a game. Now I don't know actual figures because I am not Einstein or that sexy scientist I recently was chatting too but in my theory its around 98.000000000001% of people in the dating game that is full of coconut balls that have no milk - utter shit. Undiscoverable goodies, yup. However, if I wanted to become a millionaire in a year, I could always open my legs and BOOOM! I'd be a wealthy hospital patient, LOL. But, geez, those men, so many wanna fuck. Sex is sex, and well - it's just sex, and it's everywhere, and anyone will do anyone most of the time. People are needy..........I am needy on the vag and bum sex scale of one trillion light-years into infinity and beyond, BUT I can control that.

So, a lot has happened in between my last entries. First, Mr Hinge got blocked by yours truly because he got stroppy that I wasn't available for ONE evening; due to that fact, I was having an early night after staying up to the early hours the evening before masturbating with sexy, wanky Ed. Which I didn't tell that fact to Mr Hinge, of course.

Next, I blocked 'my ex guy' because although he is dealing with his shite, his time ran out. So I'm not sticking around. So off he flew out of my mind, and the memories are now a distant blip for me. So onwards, I go... to be fair, I was already onwards, LOL, as I had a date with Bumble few weeks ago and have two more dates scribbled in; however, I have an interest in someone else now also (other than those other two guys, lol) Well! It is a dating game! Gotta ride the waves smoothly and glideeeeee....haha.

I took a photo in shorts and crop top today while I have been sunning and chilling in the garden with my friend, daughter and her friend, I had no make-up (except my sultry new eyelashes - that don't come off lol), and my hair was in that fuckable messy, just-washed-and-left-to-do-whatever-thang. I posted it as my main profile pic on two dating sites; Oooooh-weeee, it's been popular, lol. I guess guys like the natural chuck on anything and take a photo without thinking about it malarkey.

Anyway, it looks like a few more dates are getting scheduled in, and my vag will be a GOOD GIRL this time! (fingers crossed)....Goddam, I love all these shenanigans and sexiness in the air. That's how I see this stuff; along the way, it's likely I'll meet someone who tickles all the significant parts of me (not just my lady bits), and the love mountain will stroll in all casual and cocky like and knock my socks off into the next dimension. :D

What else? Oh, I told Bumble to "Go fuck yourself", and he found it amusing. Typical! He hasn't gone and fucked himself, well..........except for those rods....eeeeeeeeeeek!

Oh, and I deleted Hinge but started up a new dating app as well as POF again. The first one is doing alright so far, it has like a daily interface thingy people can post photos of what they're doing, bit like FB etc. and it's pretty cool because it brings people together chatting etc. Quite like that. I had noticed, and alright, it did feel a bit good that the selfie I posted on my first day there has so far in one day had 98 likes and a shit ton of comments from men and women on there in comparison to other ladies, with their five likes.....LMAO....Listen, I can't help it. I was born this way, and my mummy has excellent genetics. Thanks, Mumster! Mwah! You sexy bitch.

Ed is still very present and sharing his best bits with me; he was doing the same as myself, bank holiday garden chilling with his kiddies in the paddling pool and him doing a bbq. Whatever, Ed, I don't care about your personal fuckeries.

Hugs and sloppy kisses to all you scrummy bumfucks xxx