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Sex, Alchemy and Craigslist
2021-05-04 00:41:23 (UTC)

Protection Spell

As you know, I love me some TikTok! I was scrolling through when I hit up a protection mantra. The person was emphasizing the return of whatever parts of the self was out in the universe regardless of time, location and dimension.

Let me be the first to tell you, all my obsessions were gone. Cooper who? Bradley who? Keith who? I felt my entire soul process the unity of my parts. It was crazy!

In other news, I posted another ad on Doublist. Let me tell ya, the egos are outta control.

Sample response:

Good Morning... how about a slightly older white male? 65, 6'1 190# into all kinds of safe discreet fun.

ME: Its a no for me. I'm not interested in being a side piece.

Response:
LOL.... I won't mention that is EXACTLY what you ad said.... but never mind

ME:
Thank you for correcting me. I guess a headline reading:

LOOKING TO DATE

can throw off an old timer like you.

Response: Fuck you
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Response:
39, adventerous, handsome, I consider myself a deep thinker and very social. Along with hat I'm highly sexual lol...

(There was another message, but I can't find it.)

ME:
Dear sir,
I'm looking to date. You sent me three messages, and none of them come with a name.

Response: I sent you two, this is my third and your reply turns me off.

I'm an alpha type. Bye.

ME: It's three, and an alpha is a leader, not a weak ass bitch intimidated by a woman who corrects him.
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As you can see, the looneys have beeb set free from the asylum.

GoodnightšŸŒ›