Journal of Miss Journalism
These Crabs Are Weird
Today my mom bought some crabs. Weirdest batch yet. One crab used one of it's claws to grab the other claw, so it looked like it was holding hands with itself. Two crabs stuck together, so my mom had to wash them together. Another one grabbed the brushes my mom used to clean them, and it wouldn't let go. Another one was dead, but then again, there's always a dead one in a batch of crabs. And this other one moved a lot, especially when I gave it water. And another one kept sitting on a brush I accidently dropped in the sink. And the last crab to get washed pulled off an arm from another crab. So yes.