Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2021-02-05 12:12:51 (UTC)

The Morning After

There we are, The Porkster and his bunch of merry men sat in the pub one Sunday night, discussing the results of the previous nights escapades.

"What a good night I had" piped up Zippy, so called because of the time he caught his little man's foreskin in his zip and screamed the pub toilet down. " I went back to this lasses house and gave her a good seeing to and she was that happy she made me an omelette for breakfast"


"That's fuck all" said Billy Bullshit, so called because he was full of it, it's all he talked, " I took Jiggle arse Julie home and gave her 2 of the best shags she's ever had and she was that grateful she made me a full breakfast this morning"


Then sly Sid piped up," What's up Porky? Your quiet, you're usually first to brag, didn't you get any? Wasn't your little soldier up to it? What did you get for breakfast? A big bowl of fuck all?

"Actually" I said, as they were all looking at me with smirks on their faces, " Sids right, I didn't get any breakfast because at about half past seven this morning the lovely leggy Linda said to me, can we stop for a bit now please Porky I'm exhausted, tired and need a bit of sleep"




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