Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2020-12-05 08:27:31 (UTC)

Doctors Orders

Unbelievable as it may sound my doctor has told me I can indulge in my little cocky socky wanky panky habit whenever I want.

I know you're thinking I'm a lying git who's just trying to excuse his todger tugging, but it's true.

Even I couldn't believe it as the doctor looked at me and said " You can have a stroke at any time"




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